It's only 10:15 and I've all ready done laundry, cleaned my kitchen and bathroom and I just fixed and ate a large bowl of pasta and cheese sauce with brocoli and carrots. Is the nightly dose of melatonin working? This is weird to not only have been awake for a couple of hours all ready but I'm not walking around like a zombie. I need...
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Never doubt Sparklemotion.
Or cut yourself with a beer bottle...that has Stumpy written all over it to me
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Or cut yourself with a beer bottle...that has Stumpy written all over it to me
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neko:
im sorry for your loss. 
I once got laid by telling a girl I knew about a story I was working on called Six Days Going on Seven. I was telling her about the story and somehow she got really worked up about it (it is not an erotic story by any means). I was at her house telling her about it and she starts kissing me on the neck...
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emylou:
DUDE..when I clicked on that link it shut my browser down....asshole!
Jk...that is a funny pic.
Jk...that is a funny pic.
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Piss Culture was my baby last year... my favorite rant being the one about public restrooms I think, but you'll see what I'm talking about soon enough...
Set aside an hour a day and write... protect your dreams
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Set aside an hour a day and write... protect your dreams
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monroe:
Is that why you stay in your dryer?
Pickles are gross but your username is pretty sweet.
Pickles are gross but your username is pretty sweet.
arete:
those giant pickles are AMAZING....my god. 
soooo salty.
soooo salty.Well my thread is officially dead in the water. I'm not even sure why I bother sometimes.
Thanks to all who spoke to my drunk ass on the phone last night. I hope I didn't say anything too stupid. If I did, I was only kidding anyway. Yeah.
I'd like to thank
Pogo_The_Monkey for stinking up my house last night. See if I make you...
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Thanks to all who spoke to my drunk ass on the phone last night. I hope I didn't say anything too stupid. If I did, I was only kidding anyway. Yeah.
I'd like to thank
Pogo_The_Monkey for stinking up my house last night. See if I make you...
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ovida:
How did I not see that thread?! Oooh, pipecleaner halo, that's so much better than that Crap one Jesus totes around...*waits for the lighting o' smite*
Oooh, pipecleaner halo, that's so much better than that Crap one Jesus totes around...*waits for the lighting o' smite*
jem:
drunk calls are always good for hours of amusement.
i would have so called your crazy ass.
i would have so called your crazy ass.
Twenty first century American culture is a cheap knock-off of Hell. A plastic Hollywood built set of one of Dante's seven levels. I think if Dante lived as a contemporary, he would be find us too silly to be horrific and not worth the paper it would take to write about us. He would probably live out his days as a successful furniture salesman wondering...
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sarcasticmenace:
Heh heh...give us a few minutes, and we'll call ya! 
blucass:
you're getting a gti too? hot damn!
I am not skinny! I'm little boned.
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arete:
you only look that way cos you're so tall.....you um, are tall, aren't you 
scylla:
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
Tonight at work I pissed off James Fortner!!! It was a great achievement! It brought me great pleasure. He got in the wrong line tonight!
beckyuill:
i just 
in the toilet. hehe im coolest.
shows how much i can hold my liquor.
what do they say? liquor before beer have no fear? Pshhh! well i got sicker!
oh well it was a good night... how was your drunk night?
in the toilet. hehe im coolest.
shows how much i can hold my liquor.
what do they say? liquor before beer have no fear? Pshhh! well i got sicker!
oh well it was a good night... how was your drunk night?
Well I had a nice time with my folks. They spoiled me as usual. My mom is a top notch interior decorator so she showed up with paint, curtina, etc. and basically we did that. So two days ago I had a dark, drab, univinting shithole. Now I have a nice, neat, place that actually looks like a home. As expected, my dad fixed everything...
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ovida:
Aw, that first grade dyslexic spelling bee champ with a black eye is YOUR badge of honour *applause*
Hehe, tantrums were fun, not quite as fun as parental spoilage (the way taht was worded makes your parents sound like ripe vegetables....).
*applause*
Hehe, tantrums were fun, not quite as fun as parental spoilage (the way taht was worded makes your parents sound like ripe vegetables....).
juno106:
HAHAHAHA
YOur parents rock!
YOur parents rock!
It's an awesome book. Makes me laugh out loud. You know what else does? Your pic of the Ass with the heavy cart!!! Maybe because I can relate to feeling heavily burdened and not getting anywhere. Hmm now thats kind of sad... but really I am not usually that self pitying! Every day the kids are fed and don't end up in the emergency room I think I can consider a sucess for the most part!