So, not having updated my joural in days, and not feeling at all creative, I decided to crib and idea from Booshanky. he cribbed it from EricAllen so I don't feel too bad.
10. I am an Eagle Scout
9. I dropped out of college and ran away and joined the circus
9a. I can rig a trapeeze.
9b. I have cleaned up steaming elephant shit in front to a crowd of 3000 shrieking eight year olds.
8. I have ambitious body hair. In general, my body hair is sparse but long, but I have a few overachieving folicles that grow to mutant lengths.
7. I occasionally get drunk and climb public edifices. Among these are the facade of the Met, and the Brooklyn, Manhattan and Williamsburg bridges. I currently have my eye on the Vincent Thomas, but I don't know when I might be drunk near it.
6. I was one of those kids who picked their boogers and ate them. I was outed by Vicki Cosentino in the 3rd grade and had to stop.
5. I was once indicted for attemped murder. Upon further reflection charges were reduced to misdemeanor reckless endangerment.
4. I know for certain that the light inside the refrigerator does, in fact, go out when you close the door.
3. Andy Griffith once rented videos on my account for several months.
2. I have double jointed thumbs. I cannot lick my eyebrows but frequently claim to anyway.
1. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
10. I am an Eagle Scout
9. I dropped out of college and ran away and joined the circus
9a. I can rig a trapeeze.
9b. I have cleaned up steaming elephant shit in front to a crowd of 3000 shrieking eight year olds.
8. I have ambitious body hair. In general, my body hair is sparse but long, but I have a few overachieving folicles that grow to mutant lengths.
7. I occasionally get drunk and climb public edifices. Among these are the facade of the Met, and the Brooklyn, Manhattan and Williamsburg bridges. I currently have my eye on the Vincent Thomas, but I don't know when I might be drunk near it.
6. I was one of those kids who picked their boogers and ate them. I was outed by Vicki Cosentino in the 3rd grade and had to stop.
5. I was once indicted for attemped murder. Upon further reflection charges were reduced to misdemeanor reckless endangerment.
4. I know for certain that the light inside the refrigerator does, in fact, go out when you close the door.
3. Andy Griffith once rented videos on my account for several months.
2. I have double jointed thumbs. I cannot lick my eyebrows but frequently claim to anyway.
1. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Since we've been friends for 15 years, can I be on your little buddy list up top? Please? Or am I not cool enough for your cyber life?
The weekend was great. I hope you liked L. I felt more real than I have in the last couple tmes I've seen you. I don't know what you thought, but that's how it seemed to me.
Much Love,
jbwiii
Me and donkey are as well.
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