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Observations you might not expect for the 600 pound gorilla of the CE Boards, in order of amusement:

Adorable Asian chick in a vintage Pucci print dress standing in the Men's room: "I have to go Number 2."

Living stereotype gay eurotrash guy: " You haaf to loook more happy."

Honorable mentions:

Topless go-go boys who think theyre models holding palm fronds.

Drinks that taste exactly like sno-cones.

Great music, free drinks, beautiful women. I could get used to this again

Low point: Hot stepping on a sticky dance floor (and where was a35mmlife with the talc?)

Thanks to all who got the Nails reference. You are fresh.