rennison

I'm taking CPR courses.
It's going...not so well.
Adult CPR? Great!
Child CPR? Super!
Infant CPR? Mannequin's head popping off? What?
With an infant, you have to give five back blows.
I can't hit a baby!? Are you kidding me? And I have to
use what I'd deem excessive force. So...I panicked and
smacked so hard I popped the mannequin's head off into the pool.

Don't leave me around your kids.
I won't help them if they choke or can't breathe.

In other thing's Ren, I've decided I'm going to try out for a
shit load of plays this year because I have a dramatic skill
that's just going to waste.

Saturday was really bad. I had Captain Morgan for the first
time and fell all over my porch. My knees are so swollen and
blac with bruises it looks like I'm wearing knee pads. Ok, maybe
not that dramatic. But still pretty icky.

Hope everyone's week is going great!