I have good friends, I tell you... good friends...
So my 21st was yesterday, right? right.
We went out, they were getting me drunk (not too drunk because it's 6:20am and I'm pretty sober now)... we partied, we had a good time in my limo, etc, etc.... then I got home... quite drunk.. yes.. I decide that I'm going to make food, because... well, I've not eaten all day long really. Had a bit of food while out, but not all day. So I start making hamburger helper. Cause--- well, no one was really talking to me I guess. Then, my friend Megan is watching the hamburger, I lay down on the kitchen floor (it seemed like a good idea at the time), and I tell her to watch my hamburger helper for the few minutes while it finishes cooking. That was like... 2 am. I woke up a few minutes ago. Apparently I passed the fuck out, and my good friends decided to leave me on the kitchen floor, and then eat my hamburger helper. So I wake up, hungry, sober, and well... uncomfy, (as I was sleeping on the kitchen floor) at 6:30am, and I wake up my roomie (who was sleeping on the couch), and find that my hamburger helper was eaten, and they left me on the kitchen floor.
I have good friends.
So my 21st was yesterday, right? right.
We went out, they were getting me drunk (not too drunk because it's 6:20am and I'm pretty sober now)... we partied, we had a good time in my limo, etc, etc.... then I got home... quite drunk.. yes.. I decide that I'm going to make food, because... well, I've not eaten all day long really. Had a bit of food while out, but not all day. So I start making hamburger helper. Cause--- well, no one was really talking to me I guess. Then, my friend Megan is watching the hamburger, I lay down on the kitchen floor (it seemed like a good idea at the time), and I tell her to watch my hamburger helper for the few minutes while it finishes cooking. That was like... 2 am. I woke up a few minutes ago. Apparently I passed the fuck out, and my good friends decided to leave me on the kitchen floor, and then eat my hamburger helper. So I wake up, hungry, sober, and well... uncomfy, (as I was sleeping on the kitchen floor) at 6:30am, and I wake up my roomie (who was sleeping on the couch), and find that my hamburger helper was eaten, and they left me on the kitchen floor.
I have good friends.

Let the good times roll.