A phone conversation with my mom:
Mom: Do you remember Diane and Jeff?
Me: No
Mom: They were the ones who would talk through movies and annoy you kids.
Me: Nope
Mom: You remeber them. You really didn't like them.
Me: Sorry, nope
Mom: Oh, well they came over this weekend and............(then a long story i didn't listen to).
I love my mom, but talking...
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Mom: Do you remember Diane and Jeff?
Me: No
Mom: They were the ones who would talk through movies and annoy you kids.
Me: Nope
Mom: You remeber them. You really didn't like them.
Me: Sorry, nope
Mom: Oh, well they came over this weekend and............(then a long story i didn't listen to).
I love my mom, but talking...
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I be in Eugene for now fer a job interview....so maybe i'm movin' here sooner rather than later.
Other than that, not much up. Got older last weekend. Had sushi. Some weirdo made me wear a balloon hat. Good times.
Other than that, not much up. Got older last weekend. Had sushi. Some weirdo made me wear a balloon hat. Good times.
elleseven:
Ahhhhhh! I hate this.
I need to get your trades of Y the Last Man back to you! And we need to play wii... and go see boobies... and stuff. I am sad you are leaving Portland. Eugene sucks.
I need to get your trades of Y the Last Man back to you! And we need to play wii... and go see boobies... and stuff. I am sad you are leaving Portland. Eugene sucks.
justicia:
eugene has really nice bike paths through town where you forget you're even in a town. i liked it there. a bit college-y, but alright.
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elleseven:
yo randypants,
its yo birfday
we gonna party
like its yo birfday
its yo birfday
we gonna party
like its yo birfday
elleseven:
Holy Fucking SHIT!
I just finished Y The Last Man.
What the fuck?!?!?!
Thanks for loaning those to me. I will get them back to you sometime this week.
I just finished Y The Last Man.
What the fuck?!?!?!
Thanks for loaning those to me. I will get them back to you sometime this week.
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atomicant:
i will most likely be there, but the little lady has to work and doesn't know when she will be done.
elleseven:
*puts on dark eyeliner*
Whatever Randy!
I am sooooo gonna be at your show!
Whatever Randy!
I am sooooo gonna be at your show!
i've been chaning a lot of shit recently.
i haven't been drinking and have been jogging and i'm quitting comedy....at least the stand-up stuff. i have one show on the 21st (that if you're in the portland area during, you better be there........seriously) and after that i'm done. maybe not forever, but at least for a while.
it's getting torturous going to these shitty portland...
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i haven't been drinking and have been jogging and i'm quitting comedy....at least the stand-up stuff. i have one show on the 21st (that if you're in the portland area during, you better be there........seriously) and after that i'm done. maybe not forever, but at least for a while.
it's getting torturous going to these shitty portland...
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elleseven:
ps
perhaps if you would let us cool ass kids know when you are standing up the audiences would not suck so much. I kick some ass as I feel necessary. You know that.
perhaps if you would let us cool ass kids know when you are standing up the audiences would not suck so much. I kick some ass as I feel necessary. You know that.
Did you know the Miss Teen USA competition has a fucking bikini contest?!? am i the only one who finds this creepy?
I was getting ready to do a show and caught part of the competition and had previously just assumed they wouldn't parade sixteen year old girls around in teeny polka dot bikinis, but sure enough there they were......fuckin' creepy.
They shoulda ran one...
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I was getting ready to do a show and caught part of the competition and had previously just assumed they wouldn't parade sixteen year old girls around in teeny polka dot bikinis, but sure enough there they were......fuckin' creepy.
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swingkitten:
Your dog maybe frightens me a little bit.
elleseven:
I would agree that is most creepy. But, the entire pageant community is fucking creepy, so wuddyagonnado?
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silencia:
Ha. I contacted staff about my set and they want me to re-submit it. I think it just somehow got lost, and uh, yeah.
So how have you been? It's been, like, ages, or something
So how have you been? It's been, like, ages, or something
sithethel:
haha! i posted my friend code in the AC thread in the nintendo group.
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silencia:
Thank you 
I do have this thursday and friday off. So I am looking forward to slowing the pace down just a bit
I do have this thursday and friday off. So I am looking forward to slowing the pace down just a bit
silencia:
Thank you
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justicia:
ohmygod no you did NOT. have I ever told YOU how much i love the trucks? geez. and you, lucky coastal bastard, get all the good fun.
"all the people are dead, but i'm gonna keep dancin'......."
"all the people are dead, but i'm gonna keep dancin'......."
justicia:
hey, think they're heteros? hmmm. i've wondered quite a bit.
i guess that they are.
gawd i'm such a perv. i hope you're not friends with them or anything; i'll be so busted.......
i guess that they are.
gawd i'm such a perv. i hope you're not friends with them or anything; i'll be so busted.......
Oh, and there is no comma in pot chocolate. I have a very good friend that makes these incredible gourmet chocolates with magic butter. mmmm....