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Eugene, OR

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Saturday Oct 13, 2007

Oct 13, 2007
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A phone conversation with my mom:

Mom: Do you remember Diane and Jeff?
Me: No
Mom: They were the ones who would talk through movies and annoy you kids.
Me: Nope
Mom: You remeber them. You really didn't like them.
Me: Sorry, nope
Mom: Oh, well they came over this weekend and............(then a long story i didn't listen to).

I love my mom, but talking to her on the phone makes me pound my head on a wall. Usually the story goes "Do you remember Blah?" and i say no again and again til she goes, "Oh, well she got cancer"

after the first year of dating, K once said to me "Talking to your mom is scary. Everyone she knows gets cancer."
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monovox:
I totally nutted up and got the job done! unfortunately an axle burst on the motorcycle trailer I was towing back from LA and I am stuck in fucking roseburg. Oh well, I should be home tommorow.

Oh, and there is no comma in pot chocolate. I have a very good friend that makes these incredible gourmet chocolates with magic butter. mmmm.... smile
Oct 18, 2007
justicia:
dude we said the same thing about spelling stuff out in the performance. wild.
Oct 21, 2007

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