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uh....guess what.....EELS, mutha fucka, that's what!!!!!!!!

doesn't it suck when the job itself isn't bad, but the fucking bastards you have to work with make it goddamned intolerable? it's so true.

ohhhh you mother fuckers.... portland is whack..... yeah i said it.... whack.

so i go to see my future wife, Sarah Vowell, and the dipshits have a terrible sound system for such a huge crowd and, at one point, even turn her volume down. she had to yell everything. she said she was glad her mother wasn't there because she's never had to yell the...
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If i can just make it through this craptastic night of work i have a pretty damn decent weekend to look forward to:

Cranium on Saturday, possibly...
Sarah Vowell at Wordstock on Sunday
Kung Fu Hustle comes to town
The French Connection at the Laurelhurst Theater

and the big one:A NEW EELS ALBUM!!! on Tuesday (a double CD at that)

plus i think...
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T E A M W O R K
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.


Whyyyyyy does the man insist on putting these whack-ass posters up in offices??? Besides, the poster obviously forgets, like, meteors...those things change the earth pretty fuckin' drastically. Plus i wonder if terrorists have these...
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Me and K have decided to become professional jerks...

...now to find a way to get paid for it.

so....thanks to people that commented on my tax day rant. sometimes i wonder if i'm just cranky because because....or if there's good reason.

i haven't been drinking lately....i was thinking how all those crapass brochures are like

Do you drink...
A) All the time
B) Socially
C) Never

and...well...it's definitely not Never, and i don't go out Socially, so uh....yeah....i'm quitting as a test for...
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oregon can go fuck itself...can somebody tell me why we can't pump our own gas and why i can't buy a bottle of liquor at a normal damn store???

sorry, but it's tax day, and this crap ass state taxed me for my earnings from when i lived in california (which i was taxed for there as well). i drop off a check and then...
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sometimes when i smile i get that feeling dog's must get when they smile..."i don't know what i'm doing, but every time i raise the corners of my mouth those idiots get all happy"

something is amiss with me...

although....thankfully Sin City and the new Garbage album were excellent...after the Daft Punk debacle i was worried all the stuff i was looking forward...
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boy, life has been a crazy whirlwind of activity...like, the other day i realized i'm damn near finished with Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories...also: i bought a new book and several CD's...also: i went and saw Sin City...also: i rewatched Igby Goes Down and Frailty with K...also: watched K buy some cool shit...

...i know you are jealous, but don't worry...i'm at work for the...
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