"Don't touch that's squirrel's nuts. It'll make him go crazy!"
-Willy Wonka
It's funny cause it's true. If i give Earl a walnut, and then try and take it away, that boy will cut me up...
I liked the Charlie n Chocolate movie, but the other one's still the classic. I got to meet Morgan Spurlock, the guy in Supersize Me at the...
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-Willy Wonka
It's funny cause it's true. If i give Earl a walnut, and then try and take it away, that boy will cut me up...
I liked the Charlie n Chocolate movie, but the other one's still the classic. I got to meet Morgan Spurlock, the guy in Supersize Me at the...
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dr_ew:
You may be right.
dr_ew:
Thanks for the help. I'm off to the preschool.
Just yesterday i was a lowly contract worker at intel....but today.....I'm the Muthafuckin' "Most Valuable Technician" it's kind of like employee of the month or whatever, except i get movie passes...forgive me if i forget the little people.
incidentally, how does an MVT celebrate his hard work and dedication??? By reinstating "Operation: Sneak Out of Work Early." this weekend is starting out well...but then i...
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incidentally, how does an MVT celebrate his hard work and dedication??? By reinstating "Operation: Sneak Out of Work Early." this weekend is starting out well...but then i...
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hotcurry:
Enough extra cash to buy a round for Earl?
kittypiefacehead:
Yes. Yes you most certainly do.
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abra:
that is super funny, although that girl is distressingly thin.
eazy:
Goodfellas Debi Mazar or Empire records version?
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tiffanymarie:
aww thanks!
dr_ew:
As are you.
just saw War of the Worlds.....eh....starts strong, finishes pretty weakly....plus as a fan of the book i really hate some of the horrible cliche turns it took....
...though i will say the movie will haunt my dreams for some time to come....not so much the aliens as Dakota Fanning's shrieking voice
...hopefully the weekend goes uphill from here.
...though i will say the movie will haunt my dreams for some time to come....not so much the aliens as Dakota Fanning's shrieking voice
...hopefully the weekend goes uphill from here.
hotcurry:
I was toying with going out to see a movie this evening. But I think I shall keep on being a shut in. But I am now a shut in with wine. 
ultra:
well, how is it? should i move there? is it worth 500 bucks a month?
xx
ultra
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ultra
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dr_ew:
Dude, ca-raaaazzzzeeeeee is my middle name, which makes it hard to fill out applications.
hotcurry:
I hate slugs. I remember pulling them off the tomatoes in the garden as a kid.
But mmmm yummy thai food!
I hate slugs. I remember pulling them off the tomatoes in the garden as a kid.
But mmmm yummy thai food!
so thanks to those for saying good things...he's okay physically, but the mental shit is starting to really take a toll on him...
...i'm feeling better now....though i could use a drink....or nine
...i'm feeling better now....though i could use a drink....or nine
ugh...so we got another phone call from my brother saying he's in some iraqi hospital and he really wants to come home right now, but he's not aloud to tell us if he's fine, or injured, or getting patched up or losing a fucking leg......i think i'm going to go visit my family for a couple days...my mom said he was crying on the phone...i...
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eazy:
good thoughts being sent ur way my friend.
dr_ew:
Sorry man.
in response to Ryan's roommate troubles i recanted a story from a previous bad fight with a roommate we called Bitchsauce. This is only a small sample of the argument that included nearly everyone, girls included, pushing, shoving, and barely escaping a physical fight with this asshole:
Me:I don't care how drunk you are, that kind of language will not be allowed while i'm...
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Me:I don't care how drunk you are, that kind of language will not be allowed while i'm...
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surlyclown:
Wow...sounds like a comedy gold mine...if you're satan.
ultra:
haha please tell me yr joking?
i hope i have better luck...
i hope i have better luck...