This just in, a new member on the injured roster:
Mr. Randy Somemexicanlastname
i done fucked my knee up proper and don't get sick leave so hobble to work i go. said knee injury could stem from one or both of the following root causes:
a) tuesday night i went out to my old local bar, won $40 on the lotto machine and gleefuly began...
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Mr. Randy Somemexicanlastname
i done fucked my knee up proper and don't get sick leave so hobble to work i go. said knee injury could stem from one or both of the following root causes:
a) tuesday night i went out to my old local bar, won $40 on the lotto machine and gleefuly began...
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porcelainheart:
yay!!
kittypiefacehead:
Fuck yeah video games! 
i've really been down on myself lately and i don't know why. this update sucks (see what i mean about the down on myself thing? ha ha)
also...i don't what to be for halloween...time is running out.
also...i don't what to be for halloween...time is running out.
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kittypiefacehead:
dude, i have like 7 days between sex toy party and parent visit....i think......wait.....yeah
and holy crap i forgot halloween is coming!
and holy crap i forgot halloween is coming!
kittypiefacehead:
It's okay, I wouldn't worry about it. 
So apparently i'm the coolest person ever. Like, if you need to get in to an exclusive soiree such as a Captain Morgan's Tattoo Rum promotional event hosted by the one and only Dennis Rodman and you don't happen to be on the list...grab me. Or so happened Monday night when my friend Autumn wasn't on the list. I could look at our good fortune...
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hotcurry:
Awwww... I LOVE the smooches.
porcelainheart:
that's why i wish there was some kind of service where you would only have to pay for the channels you want. then i'd get:
discovery
history channel
travel channel
comedy central
cartoon network
and fuck the rest.
discovery
history channel
travel channel
comedy central
cartoon network
and fuck the rest.
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i've hearby decreed that i have no time for:
lollygaggers
hem haw-ers
dilly dally-ers
mosey-ers*
*unless said moseyin' is done at proper moseyin' time and proper moseyin' place.
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---So...I've decided to get my ass back into the writing/stand-up game so i'm doing my first new set on sunday...say Luck...
---also, i got a job offer to perform at a teen cancer camp...i don't...
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i've hearby decreed that i have no time for:
lollygaggers
hem haw-ers
dilly dally-ers
mosey-ers*
*unless said moseyin' is done at proper moseyin' time and proper moseyin' place.
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---So...I've decided to get my ass back into the writing/stand-up game so i'm doing my first new set on sunday...say Luck...
---also, i got a job offer to perform at a teen cancer camp...i don't...
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porcelainheart:
ambien? i hear it's the best one on the market.
porcelainheart:
hmm, i dunno. i think ambien's just a little blue pill. if i have more trouble sleeping i might have to ask my doctor to prescribe something.
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porcelainheart:
dachshunds and their big floppy ears are too cute.
ultra:
i know, i always miss cali. where are you from?
how do you have a pet squirrel? my bf pet a wild one the other day. he wants a pet one.
how do you have a pet squirrel? my bf pet a wild one the other day. he wants a pet one.
Yesterday was quite...."ladyfull"...i think is the word. Good times.
Weekend plans followed by HUGE NEWS i forgot to mention:
Sun: Dad's B-day dinner with folks and movie (please note how we make sure to have plans that include full mouths and quiet theaters to avoid any and all conversation)
Mon: theSTART is in town for me to see!! YAY!!!
Tue: dinner and movie with a really cool new friend
H U G...
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Sun: Dad's B-day dinner with folks and movie (please note how we make sure to have plans that include full mouths and quiet theaters to avoid any and all conversation)
Mon: theSTART is in town for me to see!! YAY!!!
Tue: dinner and movie with a really cool new friend
H U G...
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dr_ew:
Wow, I had a triple post? Man was I drunk.
dr_ew:
My dads was the 23rd.
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dr_ew:
Yes, yes I do. Now go forth and spread the word.
porcelainheart:
blah! lucky you. enjoy the show
Is "Macho Man Savage" a Mexican last name?
[Edited on Aug 12, 2005 4:36AM]