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Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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This just in, a new member on the injured roster:
Mr. Randy Somemexicanlastname

i done fucked my knee up proper and don't get sick leave so hobble to work i go. said knee injury could stem from one or both of the following root causes:

a) tuesday night i went out to my old local bar, won $40 on the lotto machine and gleefuly began to walk home. as i began walking across an intersection that told me to walk i heard screeching tires and jumped on to the sidewalk as a car full of drunks bounced off the curb i had just left.....they laughed and kept hauling ass.

b) i'm an injury prone motherfucker. blackeyed
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dr_ew:
I'm going to guess "B". But I like the sound of "A" much better.

Is "Macho Man Savage" a Mexican last name?

[Edited on Aug 12, 2005 4:36AM]
Aug 11, 2005
eazy:
Oh baby I am eloquent in sex, just not on paper.
Aug 12, 2005

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