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Thanks for the kind words for me and Earl. I get pretty bummed when i do somethin stupid like say goodbye before leaving the house, but i'm very happy for him and am grateful for y'alls niceness.

Other than that, pretty crappy week. On the way to eugene, K's truck broke down and we had to have it towed, which meant lots more stress as...
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So Earl's gone.

His release had it's highs and lows. He completely loved running around the grass and trees......so much so that after a little bit of play with us he took off on his own into the forest. He's on some acreage out with K's family so they'll be able to make sure he's got food and water and keep the cage out there,...
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Tonight is the last night of the comedy competition prelims.

Tomorrow is Earl's release date.

My head n' tummy ache.

a while back, when i lived with bitchin' roommates, we came up with the greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger line ever:

(Outside of an abandoned warehouse [read: evildoers lair], a lone security guard stands post. Arnie walks up and hands the thug one dollar bill.)

Thug: What's this dollar for?

Arnie: Eet's from da toof faiwy.

(Arnie then punches the guard right in the face, sending a...
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"In the butt, Bob."

I had a blast at Wordstock yesterday........because i am a nerd.

Listened to Chuck Barris, who was very entertaining, even if the light did keep turning off and on on him. It's weird that people still haven't heard that famous quote uptop.

Listened to and met Dave Eggers. He drew me half of an animal named Steve.

I had an interesting...
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Go check out K's new set now.

Earl is getting prepped to be released. It really makes me sad, but he's more than ready, and this is the time of year to do it, and he deserves to run free and make sweet squirrel love to a special lady, and I'll be very happy for him, and and and...

...it still makes me sad...
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My knee makes a really loud popping noise when i walk down stairs.

it's awesome.

i had a very dysfunctional family easter. It took a toll.

I haven't had oatmeal in some time.

Two ideas that i'm putting in print so that if anyone steals them, i can beat the shit out them............
legal style:

First is lame: My comedy business cards. I've been buying old Operation games from Goodwill and taking the cards and stamping "Comedy" or "Laugh" above the front of the card, so it reads "Comedy Specialist" or "Laugh Doctor." I like it, and that's...
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".. And if you kiss somebody, Then both of you'll get practice."

Regina Spektor is coming to town in May!!!!