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so i started training on a new machine at work and, as always, picked it up right away, but it got me thinking how many stupid random jobs i've had, and the hundreds of useless skills i now possess:

Intel Pentium Chip Silicone Wafer Production (Etcher)
Tmobile Customer Care Representative
Blindlight Inc. Video Game Scriptwriter (...technically)
Universal Stuidios Central Vault Specialist
Hult Center for the Performing Arts Ticketing Agent
Sony Disc Manufacturing Packaging Operator
Wedding DJ (for some reason the dorky-ass name of the "company" i forget")
Strike City Lanes, cashier, DJ, and minor repair
Willamette Pass Ski Lodge Restaurant and Customer Service
Shadow Hills Country Club Busser
Columbia & Cascade Cinemas District Manager
Gateway Movies 12 Usher
Research Data Design Phone Surveyor (4 whole days!)
Plasma Donor
U13 Girls Soccer Coach (another technicality...i got paid, sis' team)
John Day Dam Student Worker (Relamper, ha!)
NW Aluminum Production Services
Burger King Assistant Manager
Day Camp Supervisor
Blueberry Picker
Register-Guard Paper Delivery Boy
Flea Market Table Operator


and the cool stuff, though much is barely qualifiable

Comedy Show Series Producer, Promoter, and MC
Burlesque Show Host and Performer
Stand-Up Comic (the most legit of the bunch)
Show MC, host, ruler, whatever




....and, drum roll, fingers crossed, etc....SG photographer????[