Poor Boy Last Minute Halloween Attempts:
1. Jambi the Genie (the Genie in the TV from PeeWee's Playhouse) - I found a turbin today at St. Vinnie's. I could do makeup, decorate a box, wear a black robe over my body. Drawback: the turbin is white, Jambi's is red.
2. A Post 9/11 Muslim - Use said turbin, a t-shirt with an American flag with smiley face saying "Let's Roll!" (again from St. Vinnies) and other flag paraphenilia. Plus i'm mexican so i just have to grow out my beard. Drawback: people might not get that i'm joking about all the poor fuckers who had to be overly enthusiastic about loving America to avoid harrassment and/or ass-kickings.
3. Xtreme Xian (Extreme Christian) - Some lame t-shirt from goodwill or st. vinnie's, and hardcore tattoos (like Bathed in Blood and a jesus fish humping a darwin fish, you know, like those "cool" youth pastors that try and "keep it real" to connect with the kids. Drawback: again, nobody will get it, although i would draw up some hilarious flyers to go with it.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
also, I start the new job in Portland Monday
1. Jambi the Genie (the Genie in the TV from PeeWee's Playhouse) - I found a turbin today at St. Vinnie's. I could do makeup, decorate a box, wear a black robe over my body. Drawback: the turbin is white, Jambi's is red.
2. A Post 9/11 Muslim - Use said turbin, a t-shirt with an American flag with smiley face saying "Let's Roll!" (again from St. Vinnies) and other flag paraphenilia. Plus i'm mexican so i just have to grow out my beard. Drawback: people might not get that i'm joking about all the poor fuckers who had to be overly enthusiastic about loving America to avoid harrassment and/or ass-kickings.
3. Xtreme Xian (Extreme Christian) - Some lame t-shirt from goodwill or st. vinnie's, and hardcore tattoos (like Bathed in Blood and a jesus fish humping a darwin fish, you know, like those "cool" youth pastors that try and "keep it real" to connect with the kids. Drawback: again, nobody will get it, although i would draw up some hilarious flyers to go with it.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
also, I start the new job in Portland Monday
#2 will most likely get you beaten.
#3 is pretty damn funny...and fundamentalist Christians tend not to like Halloween, so less chance of being beaten.
Good luck with the job.