remy

I love moments of amusing awkwardness. That is to say, moments of other people's awkwardness. I've explained at length my problem with my Dad's current girlfriend. Well, she was attempting to look gussied up when I came home, and I turned around to see the other woman from my Dad's life that had made my own hell as a child, my ex-stepmother. Now...the most amusing thing in the world happened. Eyes met, hackles raised, and as I looked back and forth between them, I felt a pang of nostalgia. I would rather have my old stepmom than this new..thing that my Dad fancies. And compared to the new one? Oh my God, I never thought I'd say it, but my old stepmom is a freakin' hottie. Now who out there in the studio audience would like a Remy-shaped roommate? I've gotta get out of here.

xo
Remy