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i love sunset. and today i love salem at sunset.

(most days i love salem, really. i don't ever think about it, because this town and i are friends like first grade friends, the type that you've just always had, unquestionably. but today, at sunset, i love salem more.)
drpirate:
ARRR!!!

kiss kiss ARRR!!!
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I know the weather in New England is bad and all.... but really.

Sleet and wind and pouring rain for a Friday morning?

Blech. My desire to stay home in bed all day cannot possibly be expressed in words.

(And I woke up shivering to find that the french doors to the balcony had blown open in the night. Very eerie.)

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For Valentine's Day I got an Anti-Valentine's Day e-card from my boss/best drinking buddy, 2 white russians and a hug or two at the bar.

To be honest, not a bad tally. I've done worse.

love love love love love
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anti v-day in salem:

let's find a bar and drink and laugh at the drama of this retarded holiday. if you need evidence of the retardedness, sit around and read the craigslist personals for this week.

retarded.

wicked retarded, even.

and no, i'm not just single and bitter. wait. i *am* single and bitter! imagine that! but not about v-day. i've hated that one through...
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drpirate:
ARRR!!!
Happy Anti-Valentines Day kiss kiss ARRR!!!
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so, since fatalconceit asked....

*how to bail someone out of jail*

1. at 8AM, interpret 4AM voicemail message and try to figure out where dumbass ex-bf is being held. decide that it is somewhere near new bedford.

2. call state police station in new bedford and learn that the state police station and jail are two different places.

3. call nearest jail to state police...
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pip:
Damn!

I hope you really have stopped taking his calls. You have earned some major points in my book for being that nice a person to bail his ass out of jail. Salem to New Bedford!

May I ask how he bought you breakfast when bail was only $40? Did he only have $20-$30 on him?

Ya know Rich is still single he seems like a step up now doesn't he? wink (sorry low blow, but hopefully you'll have found that joke funny)
fatalconceit:
you know, you have to have very little pride to call your ex when you're in that kind of trouble. who does he think you are? ok, i'm done being judgmental. he's lucky you're not like me, unlikely to check voice mails for days...
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so, yesterday i learned all about the bristol county justice department.

and how to post bail for someone (not myself.)

frown
fatalconceit:
and? you're not going to tell us how? it could come in handy...
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gawd... when it comes to the games people play in this whole weird dating world.... i feel like i'm sitting around a table, three or four beers down, trying to remember the rules to whatever obscure drinking card game is going on in front of me.

i just don't know how to play those reindeer games.

(and man, i could go without sex for a...
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mylf:
as long as it isn't the weekend of Feb 10th + 11th we will do our best to be there biggrin
pip:
I think you move just so you can have another housewarming party.

What's that website you work for again?
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i am moved, finally, for real for real. my new home is the city of witchery and we shall see how she treats a heathen like myself.

there was a minor 2-day glitch involving lack of electricity. but that problem was finall resolved and now i am living in downtown free wifi heaven. ah, to be back in a city again, albeit a teensy one....
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papawheelie:
whoa, I didn't even know you were here! you sneaky bugger...
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life's cosmic sense of humor continues to blow my mind.... over, and over, and over again.

I'm glad i can laugh at all this silliness. and i am very glad that i'm not wrapped up in taking myself too seriously and collapsing into a minefield of melodrama.

i am completely bewildered. chagrined? confused. yes, the queen is confused.

confused
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went to asbury lanes in nj this weekend to see owen's band. fun place.

there is no sleep in the world as good as falling asleep curled up with your sweetheart when you get home from nj at 5AM.
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godzuki:
aww... my sweetheart is in SF for the week, so i'm cuddle-less.
pip:
yeah I can imagine that would be the bestest. Just seeing my sweetheart again will be nice.

What type of music does his band play again?