gawd... when it comes to the games people play in this whole weird dating world.... i feel like i'm sitting around a table, three or four beers down, trying to remember the rules to whatever obscure drinking card game is going on in front of me.
i just don't know how to play those reindeer games.
(and man, i could go without sex for a good long time... but i would just about KILL for a night of cuddling right now. which is really unfortunate, because sex is a whole lot easier to get than a good cuddle.)
(and my ex called this week to thank me for not being the kind of girl who made him go to a sports bar, watch the patriots lose, stuck him with a $140 bar tab for her and her friends, and then left him to go out with her hoochie girlfriends for the rest of the night. well gee, what a compliment. no, i didn't need him to tell me that i wasn't a total man-using cunt. good lord.)
i just don't know how to play those reindeer games.
(and man, i could go without sex for a good long time... but i would just about KILL for a night of cuddling right now. which is really unfortunate, because sex is a whole lot easier to get than a good cuddle.)
(and my ex called this week to thank me for not being the kind of girl who made him go to a sports bar, watch the patriots lose, stuck him with a $140 bar tab for her and her friends, and then left him to go out with her hoochie girlfriends for the rest of the night. well gee, what a compliment. no, i didn't need him to tell me that i wasn't a total man-using cunt. good lord.)
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What's that website you work for again?