thank you, Tjaden.....
"Every time I went on a first date, the next morning I bought a ten-cent feeder goldfish from the pet store and put it in a giant jar that used to hold pickles. I named the fish after my date. I didnt give him any advantages. Instead of distilled water, I used tap waterover-chlorinated, radioactive. I did not change this water. I did not feed the fish. If my date called and the goldfish was still alive, I went out with him again. If the goldfish died before he called, I gave up on him."
from http://www.pshares.org/issues/article.cfm?prmarticleID=7446
if this idea was not quite so sadistic i would find it quite useful in making dating decisions. guess i'll have to stick with rolling my fuzzy dashboard dice and drawing straws.
"Every time I went on a first date, the next morning I bought a ten-cent feeder goldfish from the pet store and put it in a giant jar that used to hold pickles. I named the fish after my date. I didnt give him any advantages. Instead of distilled water, I used tap waterover-chlorinated, radioactive. I did not change this water. I did not feed the fish. If my date called and the goldfish was still alive, I went out with him again. If the goldfish died before he called, I gave up on him."
from http://www.pshares.org/issues/article.cfm?prmarticleID=7446
if this idea was not quite so sadistic i would find it quite useful in making dating decisions. guess i'll have to stick with rolling my fuzzy dashboard dice and drawing straws.
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papawheelie:
jeez, I hope that person isn't surfing the personals ads. I imagine there'd be a lot of dead fish...
ozymandias:
Contact me if you're on for tonight.