Is it too late to move to the moon?
Seriously. I'm looking for contingency plans if your chum and mine, George W., is re-elected. I don't feel safe 200km north of his border.
And, uh, the world's biggest oil deposit in my province doesn't much help my morale any, either.
But honestly, I don't understand it. When did criticism of the ruler become so...wrong? I thought that's what you're supposed to do? His critics call him a divider, but it seems to be working for him. If you polarize the parties like he's done, there's enough Republicans to vote for him regardless of what he does in office because...goddamnit he's a republican.
Don't want them godless gays and ethnic folk runnin' the farm! We's best vote Republican, hun.
Can we all, like, wake up? Can we realize the ass of democracy is being fisted by a really, really big fist? (It doesn't like that, by the way.)
Goddamnit. I feel so useless. I can't even vote.
Seriously. I'm looking for contingency plans if your chum and mine, George W., is re-elected. I don't feel safe 200km north of his border.

And, uh, the world's biggest oil deposit in my province doesn't much help my morale any, either.
But honestly, I don't understand it. When did criticism of the ruler become so...wrong? I thought that's what you're supposed to do? His critics call him a divider, but it seems to be working for him. If you polarize the parties like he's done, there's enough Republicans to vote for him regardless of what he does in office because...goddamnit he's a republican.
Don't want them godless gays and ethnic folk runnin' the farm! We's best vote Republican, hun.
Can we all, like, wake up? Can we realize the ass of democracy is being fisted by a really, really big fist? (It doesn't like that, by the way.)
Goddamnit. I feel so useless. I can't even vote.

See this.