rebel_rebel

one time, i wrote a viking rap. it was a rap about vikings. it was totally sweet. i will now present to you the viking rap, in 2 parts.

They got horns on their heads
And dragons on their boats
They storm you beaches
And cross your moats
They destroy your homes
And steal your wealth
When you see them coming
Better pray for your health
They know no mercy
When they come to your village
They have only two goals
TO RAPE AND PILLAGE!!
So prepare yourselves
Ready the hounds
Hide your women
Secure the grounds
Prepare to fight
Cuz some shits goin down
When the Viking Hordes
Come to you town

vikings on the shore, vikings in your face
vikings in your house, hit you with a mace
looting all your stuff, getting all you got
now you have nothing, the vikings have a lot
burning all your houses, hear their battle cry
killing your livestock, ask your god why
cuz they will leave you for dead, with nothing to your name
they are the Vikings and they conquered when they came

fin