raydancer

WEEKEND

Time to apply for college and tan like a motherfucker.

Everybody rocks.

Enough working shit, it's my Friday, and fucking payday.

I'm buying more Lush prodcuts, a few books, getting my eyebrows done, then probably renting a movie and beating off to SG for a bit. Then, I'll get some info about what I want to do for the rest of my life. Everyone I've asked about it's been more supportive than ever, and jsut thinking about...
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I got moved to a new cubicle, today.

Here's the helpful note taped to the ceiling above my new cubicle:

" Be Aware!
That Which Goes Up,
May Also Come Down!

*
Boom!"

There's work being done on the roof these days, mostly to fix the broken transformer that was accidentally trashed due to recent roofwork complications.

... Hm.











ALSO: angst

Two of my friends on my team got to meet Tommy Lee at his concert in Toronto last weekend. Pictures, autographs, temporary autograph tatoos.

I think I need to start on getting a life. Also a car.

I wish I wasn't such a kid.

I just finished buying new underwear. While I was at the store, I was under the impression that these were just black boxer briefs that were just as sexy and functional as my old boxer briefs, including the lucky one with a hole for my convenience. You fucking fooled me, Fruit of the Loom.

I wish they'd let us try on undies in the store....
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Update:

Radio and Television at Ryerson need a 70% or higher in high school English.

























Fuck.

Ever wonder if somewhere, deep down inside your heart of hearts that never lies, you know exactly how your life is going to end up? More specifically, how you're going to kick the shit bucket?

I've had dreams where I get hit by a train in a car at night, fall down the stairs in my house, get electrocuted washing the dishes, get shot by...
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Guess what, everybody? I just got off work, and it's time for my weekend. I work in a customer service call center for AT&T Wireless. I sit on my ass and take calls from Americans.

Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.

I don't want to...
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I work in a customer service call center for AT&T Wireless. I sit on my ass and take calls from Americans.

Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.

I don't want to sound too blatantly Canadian when I say this, but Americans are fucking dumb, greedy,...
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Today, when I was going out for an eye exam, I happened to get a pair of Mormon kids catch me on my way out.

Imagine their surprise when I come into view and imagine their being further surprised when I open my mouth and my VOICE tells them to sell me some new and improved Church.

Imagine my surprise when they cringed in fucking...
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