raydancer

Anyone know what a neurosurgeon makes?

I'm looking into changing my career.

I'm bored.





































THIS IS A JOURNAL WORTHY ENTRY

I'm officially the new leader of the Satanism group.

I start most threads hoping for cheap laughs and people moving on, so I wasn't expecting the thread in there to make me group leader, but that's okay.

The members are polite, intelligent, and completely into discussing Satanism without beating the shit out of whoever has a different interpretaion and low self esteem. I just hope...
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My cat's fat.

I want a microdermabarasion and a massage. I also need tp start plucking my eyebrows after I get the fucking furballs waxed.

I'm saving money for a car and getting some new fall clothes. Specifically, a good, brown coat.

I need to straighten my hair more often. And read more books. I also wish I was good at math.

I need to...
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It's Friday. As I sit here typing this, eating my Tostitos and drinking my beer, my toes are pretty vulnerable and Patsy knows this.

Okay, here's what happenedI come home. There's a new kitten.

I was not expecting this to happen.

I LOVE KITTIES

Thanks for the Happy Birthdays, everyone. I had the best two hours at a strip club on a work night I ever spent by myself, as usual. As for presents, I got a foot bath that I use every day, and a lava lamp that my brother refuses to give back. Plus, I got yelled at by Corporate Americans and sneered at by coworkers for...
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HEY GUYS THIS IS THE GREATEST JOURNAL ENTRY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET

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tired from typing goodnight

Because Friday's a day that's also Thursday for me, something fun that's also sexy would be a good way to go to sleep and also turn on everyone involved.

I was propositioned by a Jehovah's Witness chick on the phone after I kept her on hold for about twenty minutes because her account was fucked up in the game of love. I'm not shitting anybody...
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Last week, I said I was going to apply for college. Never mind.

I'm going to save money for a year, and THEN I'm going to college. This works great, because the college course I'm taking is for one year (2 semesters). I'm saving my parents money, and I'm pretty secure at my job. I've got a good life at home, I have a good...
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WEEK END

Time to apply for college and tan motherfucking hardcore.

Everybody rocks and I Love You.