I'm going to write a short story.
Chances are you've noticed the fancy profile pic nex to me, made way back in days of yore by Benjamin, who's total proof that great men are hard at work. Great enough a man to not hold it against me for only using this as my temporary avatar until I use Photoshoppo to turn it into pirate crushing propaganda with my powers of the...
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b57913:
yeah I'm really kind of over pirates now.
I'm a fucking grouch.
I'M BACK
niobe:
Welcome back!!! 
niobe:
Thanks babe!
Enjoy your time off no matter what you decide to do!
*hugs*
I want to be lazy tomorrow! I really hope I get to be.
Enjoy your time off no matter what you decide to do!
*hugs*
I want to be lazy tomorrow! I really hope I get to be.
Dear America,
What are you so fucking afraid of?
What are you so fucking afraid of?
b57913:
I don't know but they sure are TERRORfied! Get it TERRORfied! like TERRORist!
hohohoho mmmeh I hate you right now America...
hohohoho mmmeh I hate you right now America...
Bush is going to win the election.
Okay, I'm done.
northstar:
done with what?
juxtapose:
looks the same to me.....
b57913:
I would use this, then it won't squish AND people will know not to fuck with you.
what
b57913:
this
b57913:
P.S. I found that on google, it wasn't my car.
The world around me makes me feel so angry and worthless. I'm just starting to figure out how little I have going, and I'm not seeing a bright and shining fucking silver lining.
I'm trying to sort out my options. I have my heart set on becoming a jeweller, but I'm scared shitless of the whole thing. College means a lot of smart people, and...
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I'm trying to sort out my options. I have my heart set on becoming a jeweller, but I'm scared shitless of the whole thing. College means a lot of smart people, and...
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