Extreme Action Factz Aboot Cornwall For Today include:
It is hotter than fucking HOT outside. Igloo structural integrity has been lowered to approx. 32.23000098%.
I'm not quite sure about this whole boreal forest zone you booklearners in fancy cars like to talk about at the charity auctions or what have you, but why is it over 110 degrees with or without that pesky humidex?
Actually, just forget about that. Instead of bringing out your cryogenically frozen nazi scientists and having them calculate the whys and whats forever and on while also inflating the cost of a fuel-efficient foreign automobile, just have them invent a fucking icepack jockstrap and test it on my crotch. Then have them patent their idea, and sell it back to me at the suggested market price of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.
Fucking Christ, this day is hot...
It is hotter than fucking HOT outside. Igloo structural integrity has been lowered to approx. 32.23000098%.
I'm not quite sure about this whole boreal forest zone you booklearners in fancy cars like to talk about at the charity auctions or what have you, but why is it over 110 degrees with or without that pesky humidex?
Actually, just forget about that. Instead of bringing out your cryogenically frozen nazi scientists and having them calculate the whys and whats forever and on while also inflating the cost of a fuel-efficient foreign automobile, just have them invent a fucking icepack jockstrap and test it on my crotch. Then have them patent their idea, and sell it back to me at the suggested market price of ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS.
Fucking Christ, this day is hot...