raydancer

Thanks for the Happy Birthdays, everyone. I had the best two hours at a strip club on a work night I ever spent by myself, as usual. As for presents, I got a foot bath that I use every day, and a lava lamp that my brother refuses to give back. Plus, I got yelled at by Corporate Americans and sneered at by coworkers for eight hours. Seriously, thanks.

Here's another interesting story:

My left nut's been aching for about a week. Last ngiht, I jerked off at my computer for about an hour. After I triggered, I did my absolute best to hold it in because it just felt really amazing.

The result landed in my hair, on the keyboard, on top of my monitor, and it almost touched the floor from there.

In other news, I'm still single.