raydancer

Because Friday's a day that's also Thursday for me, something fun that's also sexy would be a good way to go to sleep and also turn on everyone involved.

I was propositioned by a Jehovah's Witness chick on the phone after I kept her on hold for about twenty minutes because her account was fucked up in the game of love. I'm not shitting anybody when I say this is how the last part went:

"Thank you for all of your help."

"No problem ma'am, happy I could resolve your issues."

"You have such a calm voice..."

"Thank you, ma'am. It's nice of you to say so."

"Um... can you answer personal questions?"

"I certainly can, ma'am."

"Are you, um... still being recorded?"

"I'm not recorded on every call, ma'am."

"Oh, good! Um... are you a Bible reader?"

"... Not really."

"Oh, that's okay, it's fine, really. I used to be an atheist, myself. It's just that... the Bible mentions that men with calm voices like yours have very... strong features."

"Well, ma'am, that part of the Bible's right."

"Really? "

"That's right, thanks for the nice compliments. Is there anything else I can resolve for you today?"

"No sir, you've been SO helpful. Just, whenever one of us comes to the door, would you please be polite and listen to what they have to say?"

"Sure. Thanks for calling AT&T Wireless."

I'm a dipshit and just figured that out. I thought she meant my facial features. It's been about six or seven hours.

Since I look like a girl and like it, but I also have a pretty nice cock, was I lying, or do Jehovahs have fancy superpowers that can reveal the truth inside my brain over the phone?

Seriously, guys, I am definitely going to Hell. G'night!