raydancer

I just finished buying new underwear. While I was at the store, I was under the impression that these were just black boxer briefs that were just as sexy and functional as my old boxer briefs, including the lucky one with a hole for my convenience. You fucking fooled me, Fruit of the Loom.

I wish they'd let us try on undies in the store. If that was how things worked, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be wearing a soft, snug, touchably smooth pair of black BBs with no opening for my Little Bighorn. Who makes these? I know the word 'metrosexual' comes to mind, but Jesus Christ, they wear underwear that's designed with 'VAGINA' at the fucking top of Plan A.

Still, they're wearable. I'm just not going to use a urinal for fear of starting even more crazy stories.

Photoset coming soon.