Guess what, everybody? I just got off work, and it's time for my weekend. I work in a customer service call center for AT&T Wireless. I sit on my ass and take calls from Americans.
Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.
I don't want to sound too blatantly Canadian when I say this, but Americans are fucking dumb, greedy, and usually rude. That's why everybody's laughing at you.
Listen to me, America. If one more person calls in and asks me for free phones or free money, says they're the head of a major corporation when they're on a $39.99 plan, saying I'm fired because they're friends with the president of AWS even though they're not on a first or last name basis and don't know each other at all, or argues with me for two hours over two fucking dollars for two fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking calls to their mom, I'm going to sell my body to Canada's Satan in exchange for the power to murder the parties involved. Know what? I won't feel sorry, because it's part of my job description to hate you and want to resolve your issue with a smile you can hear in my voice.
It's just that simple.
Americans with cellphones, some of which look cool, play fun video games, and need a fairly good understanding of the Push While Ringing button's operating principle.
I don't want to sound too blatantly Canadian when I say this, but Americans are fucking dumb, greedy, and usually rude. That's why everybody's laughing at you.
Listen to me, America. If one more person calls in and asks me for free phones or free money, says they're the head of a major corporation when they're on a $39.99 plan, saying I'm fired because they're friends with the president of AWS even though they're not on a first or last name basis and don't know each other at all, or argues with me for two hours over two fucking dollars for two fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking calls to their mom, I'm going to sell my body to Canada's Satan in exchange for the power to murder the parties involved. Know what? I won't feel sorry, because it's part of my job description to hate you and want to resolve your issue with a smile you can hear in my voice.
It's just that simple.
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so, that's why ATT sucks..........cuz they're hiring canadians! now i know why i don't use them!