Today, when I was going out for an eye exam, I happened to get a pair of Mormon kids catch me on my way out.
Imagine their surprise when I come into view and imagine their being further surprised when I open my mouth and my VOICE tells them to sell me some new and improved Church.
Imagine my surprise when they cringed in fucking fear when I told them I was going for an eye exam, after most people today probably told them they were too busy masturbating to homemade tapes of slightly wasted and more than slightly adventurous alter boys on this fancy Sunday afternoon.
I think it's possible I just turn Jesus off.
Imagine their surprise when I come into view and imagine their being further surprised when I open my mouth and my VOICE tells them to sell me some new and improved Church.
Imagine my surprise when they cringed in fucking fear when I told them I was going for an eye exam, after most people today probably told them they were too busy masturbating to homemade tapes of slightly wasted and more than slightly adventurous alter boys on this fancy Sunday afternoon.
I think it's possible I just turn Jesus off.
bort79:
Hi!!! 