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HELLO DAVE...
THIS is why everyone who said "breastfeeding in public is rude" should get their face fed to a hungry pack of chahuahuas.
this is why i am afraid to go anywhere or hang out with anyone.
this is why i fucking hate everyone.
life goes on. deal.

Candy with Valium added. The makers would make a fortune.

"Hmm? Usually Little Timmy is hyper after sweets, but he's been all quiet, since you gave him that chocolate bar."

"Er. Yeah... Go figure."

Feel proud that your one of the very last people to care about how good they do at work. Who cares if you arn't doing what you want roight now...you will soon. At least your working and not some looser that needs to live off of the country or their parents. Customer service in this country has gone to hell because everyone is "too good' for their job now. So feel good that you care.

When I think of it, you're super good at posting on SG too.

whether or not you get the job, you should be pleased that you showed them your nuts and they agreed, poopydave has huge huevos in his pants.

Poopy, sometimes its okay to make too much of everything.

shit man, i feel ya. i've been interviewing for the past couple of months and its the same shit. I know that i got the skills but these people are fucking retards.

i can tell you've got talent (by your character drawing) and as a RISD grad it probably won't be much longer till someone hires you, just just keeping going at it full force and i'm sure you'll find the right gig.

in my experience, the interviewing process is always hellish and a dumb waiting game. if they're interviewing a lot of people, they're never going to tell you you have the job right then unless you're the last person they interview and everyone before you absolutely sucked out loud. i used to have my rule of thumb: if i don't hear back in 5 days, call. if i don't hear anything in 5 days after that, move on. it sucks, but i think if people want you, they let you know within 10 days. how are things otherwise poopy? pixxie and i haven't had a chance to talk or see you since your dinner thing-y out here on the westside.

i got back to my desk and saw an IM saying something like 'whoa - such drama' or something. After reading some journal entries, some emails, and the SGLA boards, I know what ya mean. Fucking sad is all I'm gonna say.

my telepathic-psychic helmet didn't match my shoes so i didn't wear it yeterday..sorry...

plus who likes helmet hair?

hey dave,

thanks for thinking of me and calling last night, i wish i would have been awake, i would've gone. super duper happy someone thought of me enough to give me a call. i hope i can make an appearance soon, its been so long i have a beard now, if you can call scruffy hair a beard.
lates......d

Hey, sorry I didn't get in touch last night. I was studying for my math final on friday. If there is anything going on this weekend, I would be happy to get rowdy to celebrate my completion of my second to last math class.

it's because you're meant to be a talk show host 1st. NATIONAL.

I agree D. Sticks! STicks Sticks... Stick the President... Oh Im leaving for london Tonight.. Ill tell M. Dog hello on you behalf..
I think We will go out drinking , maybe catch a show...

Get fired to collect unemployment while you look for a more satisfying job.. like porn store... or fluffer guy.. They need alot of that in LA no??

KISS THE MOOSE
my co-workers did that to me
i miss bugaboo, but not for long

happy birthday

It's good to see Django and the Pixies in the same paragraph...

I live on the hill right now (I went to, you know, one of those other RI schools, and can't seem to leave), but when the cash runs out I'll probably be moving on DOWN (can you hear the Jeffersons theme being played backwards?) to the West Side...

I couldn't open your animation. Grrr.

The best cure for the is Django Reinhardt.

I always wished I was better with clay. I like rolling into little balls though! Hell yeah for leaving work early.