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Metaphor time:

My Job is Roy, and I am the motherfucking Tiger.

Consider me beat over the head with a microphone.

-I want to rip my job's throat out and shake it around in my mouth and give it massive blood loss and throw a seizure in there too. mad miao!! GRRrrrrOWR miao!! mad
Dave
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trilobyte:
Dude - the movie wasn't an open SGLA event, what are you doing talking it up in the public thread?

skull trilo skull
clara:
Poor dear. kiss
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In True Poopydave Form, the next week has the potential makings of a truly, truly, TRULY stupid series of events.

Out 'till 4am for some goddamn reason last night with people from work bullshitting about stuff like the fact that I have to work tonight because they demanded it off, and they're just goign to wind up waiting for me to get out of work...
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trilobyte:
Screw off thread. Genius.

skull trilo skull
clara:
You meant a TRULY artistic series of events.
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LOL.
I'm such a complete idiot.
If you need a reason why, you really just don't know me as well as you think you do. robot
-Oh well, at least I'm a cute and funny idiot. biggrin
Dave
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trilobyte:
go love the revolutions threads... the burgundy revolutions threads... in both places....

trilo
spacepod:
skull happy halloween!skull

ass biggrin
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I guess if there's one thing I can be thankful for, it's that I myself am not personally on fire.

I'm conflicted, because fire is totally cool, and I guess in alot of ways I have to respect and admire a really huge and powerful unstoppable destructive force (even if it's not as cool as, say, Godzilla) and it's really neat to look at...
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astrogirl3000:
poops-

glad you're ok. been thinking about all you guys down there.

be safe smile
trilobyte:
You sir, are an idiot!!! Long story short, I can't send outgoing email right now, but I got your ticket confirmation email. You DO know that Grauman's Chinese and Mann's Chinese 6 are different theaters, right? THIS is the show we need to see. Get in touch with customer service or something to try and work that out. If they can't credit you over and stuff I guess I'll pay you for the wasted ticket (cuz I'm not seeing it at Mann's 6), but we need to get the Grauman's hooked up for that 6am show if anything.

From there, you are an ass sir. Yeah, after dealing with my Mom's freakout about the wildfires I took a short nap that turned into a long one. But jesus, how many times was it necessary to call and/or text me? The ones you sent me around 2am actually woke me up, which was good because I really didn't want a good night's sleep or anything lol... Sorry I missed Jennifer's birthday, I forgot she'd told me about that too But anyways yeah I was passed the fuck out. Did WhippedCream make it out?

trilo
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I fell asleep. I woke up and the matrix was on, then I fell asleep again and then LOTR was on. Luckilly, so were my pants.

-I wish I could remember one of the more funny things I said and heard instead of that, but that's all I got right now.
Dave
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yumchen:
Dave...you are cute...cute cute cute.
yumchen:
And you manage to get me to post four times in a row in your journal! eeek
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Holy Crap, I Fucking Love My New Phone. a least so far.

No really.

I love it like I'd love an attractive female...except I can't have sex with it...at least I don't think I can.

If I could, I'm not saying I would..but I'd think about it...hard.

I've been typing and sending text messages to people like all freaking day for the last 2 days....
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yumchen:
:wow:
I wish i loved my phone.
I love my cats...but they are a far cry from futuristic. meow meow meow
yumchen:
me- robot ow
me robot ow love
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blackeyed
Ouch.

This time I'm unarguably putting the blame for the violence directly onto me.
Sorry.
-Great old joke from MissMisha last night:
"What's orange and looks good on hippies?
FIRE!"
Dave
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shal:
So did you really touch bean's cock last night like your text message said you were going to?

Oh, be forewarned.. I have your phone number now! tongue biggrin
yumchen:
I checked out your websight, and i really like your characters. Very um... animated. smile I really like the robots. I would love to see an animated piece. I bet you would come up with some really funny shit. Keep up the work!
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So Trilobyte and I are always having this argument/discussion whether or not either of us is "Name Brand" on this site. After all, I'm not "Old Skool" or anything, and even though there hasn't been a top ten posters list on the site for quite a while, I'm sure to have dropped off of it...and I don't quite care.
Still, it does seem like the...
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lelio:
dave, I really really,like you.
aelectric:
...and so I join the masses of the Poopydave-loyal fellow country(wo)men seeing as you were the one person I recognized tonight
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So yeah I had to go over my "performance review" at work today. I kind of felt like flipping out and murdering people randomly. It would have been way fun except for the getting arrested forever part. Apparantly, someone is going o be coming in and talking to me this week about the promotion I was suposed to get like a million years ago. Something...
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juliana:
it's disney's cock, for chrissake.

...you know it's hot.
starbaby:
I hate performance reviews...anytime anybody has the power to sit across from you with their little checklist in front of them is just TOO MUCH of a power play for me.

Of course...sometimes it pays to suck-up a little, especially when that powerplay can equate to the ability of dishing out a little more cash.

Pleh. Fuck Corporate America.
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yeah, that's some messed up stuff.
-veeerrryyy iiinteresting..
Dave
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thepirate:
guh?
prettyb0y:
I prefer "That's some fucked up shit, right there." But that's just me.