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y'all's is borin' right about now.
-I'm not hear to entertain you, dammit
Dave
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tuxy:
Kestrel sits on a hot throne of lies.

But she's cute.
trilobyte:
I said...

Kick. His. Ass. Sea. Bass!

odi omnes
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So, for those who asked, were concerned, or care: yes, I should be all set with the roommate situation.
Margot_Dent basically moved out Jane 15th, she comes back tomorrow to get her car and the last straggling belongings out of the place and to settle up with me financially.
Then, either the last week of January or Feb 1st, a guy named Rob from Colorado...
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hotcurry:
What's up, punk ass?

Hehehe... I hit the sauce tonight. I thought of you. smile
cedar:
that's for reposting that.
i used paint (:shuddersmile to make that. it's all i had. so....bam! inappropriately sized photo, with messyness galore!

i was just tryin' to show fishy's love for their "birth" daddy. or...should i say "box" daddy? surreal
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retroactivwe:
The garter belt is what makes that outfit.
melladoree:
So did you have any luck with the roomate situation?
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tuxy:


Baaaaa
desdenova:
I.....I came here to say something witty.....but then I saw the sheep.....Now I have togo take care of some........business.
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I'm actually getting a lot of responses to my temporary roommate ad on craigslist...I'm not sure how to judge anyone who responds or how to respond to them, really. I've made some kind of a chart...I'm a nerd, but I think it helps me organize. I'd never make it in an HR department.

So many people are from out of town, it's not like I...
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manda:
:p
surlyclown:
Well, best of luck with the new guy. If it doesn't work out we can always kill him, bury him in the backyard and continue to cash his Social Security checks.

And come on...the Matt roommate story is a timeless holiday classic!
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Update. yes. I should do this updating.

So I really need a roommate. Or, I guess, a new place...which I can move into non-immediately or won't completely fuck me with a rent increase.
The possibilities of the latter are causing me to grow only more concerned with the need to resolve the former.

I've had a few possibilities since I learned I would need one,...
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autrix:
im flattered, but I really should move to SF next week.
jerawyn:
Dave...drop me an e-mail thru the profile, and i'll need: where you want to live, your budget, if you want to lease, or month-to-month "it"...and i think, that's about it.

I'll start on helping your search as soon as i get home tonite...like about, 5ish. smile
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1. Frustrated
2. Annoyed
3. Tired
4. Powerless
5. All of the above

are feelings which contribute to why I haven't done anything about the crap that's making me feel those ways.
-vicious cycle, yo.
Dave
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kestrel:
Oh. Then, smile.
jj_r0x0rz:
sounds like a plan
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Merry New Ye-ah!!!

Not only is this being remembered by me because of it's use by Eddie Murphy in Trading Places, but also for a more personal reason, and one which I imagine will be seared into my brain until I develop some kind of degenerative condition which fizzled it out by way of chemical imbalance.

Saying those words calls to mind the image of...
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juxtapose:
grr
paaacc_raz:
You were a no show yesterday night. I was expecting to see you because I'm so use to seeing at SG events. Also I'm still tempted to spill some more beer on yah shocked
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ok, I'm done accidentally pimping other websites so that I can continue to spread myself all over the internet only to wield, slowly, the exact same group of friends, all surfing the same group of websites.

Feeling notably less miserable and sick, thanks to some Chinese Herbs my boss told me to take. I'm pretty amazed, I would have been content to continue popping down...
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liztraylor:
This is your generic holiday message

tretiak:
Happy fucking new year. I'm glad your hippy cold remedy worked. Hope all is well in Mosterlandia.
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Maxx is a jerk, and got me ridiculously addicted to OKCupid.

You take a Little clicky web test and then they profile you in terms of relationships in a way that is infuriatingly accurate and intimate.

Then, to make matters worse, they use that and other simple, honest questions, combined with an amazingly simple and ingenius process which relies on the cold, undeniable truth...
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coco:
i better see yer ass friday.

xo
tuxy:
Cute internet girls? I don't think they exist...