Ok, so I'm doing it, I can't believe it. it wasn't easy, so forgive me.
I am: 23, Short, Fat funny fuzzy guy, single and straight, but becoming comfortable with thinking of myself as a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Less piercings than I want in my mind, shorter hair than I want right now, wishes I could change the color of my hair with no effort every day if I pleased. fun to hug, and easy to like. Desperately needing the sensations of being in love.
I enjoy: People, Giving, Making things, drawing, sculpting, working with my hands, Driving my own car, Talking about things that interest me!, talking about random things that interest very few, sharing myself with others, having others share themselves with me!, trusting people and being trusted, hugging people!, cuddling more than anything else in the universe!, sleeping next to someone!, listening to people I love breathe and sleep, falling in love with girls who turn out ot be lesbians (don't enjoy it, but it happens alot), making people's lives more livable, degrading myself, drinking and/or smoking with friends, and not with strangers, video games, destroying the vast armies of the undead, music, movies, talking about music and movies after engaging in them, writing, telling stories, giving gifts, kissing, nibbling, giving oral sex (and recieving, duh), sleeping, relaxing, making close friends, & Love.
I am looking for: A single female 20-35, who is confident, cute (probably not what a normal guy thnks is "hot"), proud of herself, not in need of self-esteem boosts, but liked to know she's appreciated, unique, kind, loves animals (dogs expecially), likes to relax with people she holds close, doesn't need me, but doesn't want me to leave. Should enjoy or appreciate the act of drinking or light drugs, even if you don't partake. Heavy drug users should be aware that they will have attempts to quit placed on them. Must find the general public and the thigns they hold dear at least slightly distasteful, and enjoy the feeling of being herself. Must loathe the undead. No zombies, please. According to all known calculations, best applicants are most likely "lesbians who are willing to settle for a nice sensitive boy."
I can't think of anythign else, and I'm self-conscious already.
-In need of real love, or at least someone soft to feel my breath bouncing off in bed next to me,
Dave (said too much)
I am: 23, Short, Fat funny fuzzy guy, single and straight, but becoming comfortable with thinking of myself as a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Less piercings than I want in my mind, shorter hair than I want right now, wishes I could change the color of my hair with no effort every day if I pleased. fun to hug, and easy to like. Desperately needing the sensations of being in love.
I enjoy: People, Giving, Making things, drawing, sculpting, working with my hands, Driving my own car, Talking about things that interest me!, talking about random things that interest very few, sharing myself with others, having others share themselves with me!, trusting people and being trusted, hugging people!, cuddling more than anything else in the universe!, sleeping next to someone!, listening to people I love breathe and sleep, falling in love with girls who turn out ot be lesbians (don't enjoy it, but it happens alot), making people's lives more livable, degrading myself, drinking and/or smoking with friends, and not with strangers, video games, destroying the vast armies of the undead, music, movies, talking about music and movies after engaging in them, writing, telling stories, giving gifts, kissing, nibbling, giving oral sex (and recieving, duh), sleeping, relaxing, making close friends, & Love.
I am looking for: A single female 20-35, who is confident, cute (probably not what a normal guy thnks is "hot"), proud of herself, not in need of self-esteem boosts, but liked to know she's appreciated, unique, kind, loves animals (dogs expecially), likes to relax with people she holds close, doesn't need me, but doesn't want me to leave. Should enjoy or appreciate the act of drinking or light drugs, even if you don't partake. Heavy drug users should be aware that they will have attempts to quit placed on them. Must find the general public and the thigns they hold dear at least slightly distasteful, and enjoy the feeling of being herself. Must loathe the undead. No zombies, please. According to all known calculations, best applicants are most likely "lesbians who are willing to settle for a nice sensitive boy."
I can't think of anythign else, and I'm self-conscious already.
-In need of real love, or at least someone soft to feel my breath bouncing off in bed next to me,
Dave (said too much)
-mostly sad.
Dave