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These are part of a series. it starts Here.

"once upon a book" by Dave (part 2-Lou)

Twice Upon a Time,
there Was a guy Named Lou.
Who lived in HorsheShoe County
with his old dog, Blue.
Lou's a humble Guy,
he Doesn't ask for Nuthin' new,
'Cept the shirt Upon his Back,
and the Sole upon his Shoe.
In fact, the Only thing...
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linz:
i am so trying to bite your style..

why are we so misunderstood?!? frown

[Edited on Jan 23, 2003]
astrogirl3000:
poops-

damn it, i've been on some frustrating kind of rollercoaster ride. funny how i'm trying to better myself but feel all kinds of turbulence too. i just wanted to say hi before i left for work since i didn't get to last night.....
more later smile
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in leiu of anythign really fancy and new, I am starting a series of posting pieces of an old piece of writing:

"once upon a book" by Dave (part 1: Jim)

Once Upon a Time,
there was a boy named Jim.
He was tall and Lean,
he was Handsome and Slim.
Poor Jim took a Fancy
to a Honey called Kim.
And he Nobly tried...
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linz:
man, im bored here. i cant wait to get back to pland.
raven:
thats sounds like one of the ryhmes you sent me of the childrens book thingy you were gonna do.
- and yes if you were sick i would nuture you to health via cuddling wink its the best thing for a speedy recovery
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So, since I've been in LA I've seen like 20 car accidents happen right in front of me on the roads.

I knew it was just a matter of time.

YES, I'm absolutely fine. I am in no way trying to get attention and have people wondering if I'm safe. I am A-OK. Hopefully, my Stella (Car) will be as well. I have, surprisingly, more...
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linz:
hell yeah! poopygirls unite!! man, i didnt get to go skating last night.. frown albequerque can kiss my ass!
was_nicole:
oo i want a copy of your giant multi cd mix
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I'm pretty sure my ear=less big than it was yesterday morning, but still, on a whole, my ear=big. I'm not Freaking out at all anymore, though, because I have great big red pills that smell funny, and may or may not be making my ear=less big.
In other news that none of you probably know about, I've finally recieved the music tracks I've been waiting...
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joscelyne:
Yeah, hi. You need to update!

You don't even know all my pets' names yet! There's Splody and Guymas the bettas, Gambit and Charlie the cats, Spunkcore and Little the rats, and deceased Hardcore the crayfish [I loveded you hardcore! i loveded youhoohooo frown ]... I named Jeremy's chameleon Jaide. He has Dexter, Natasha and Rachael the snakes, Charlie the rat, Edgar the iguana and Paco the chinchilla that Alice wants to steal.
joscelyne:
PS I love aminals.
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a short version of explaining why I Freaked Out.:
New piercing, Retail job, Save new piercing with retainer, Healing fine, Healing wrong, Remove retainer, Abort piercing, Clean constantly, Healing fine, Wake up, Swolen ear, Deep infection, Research issue, Freak out, Call parents, Work out insurance info, Try to find doctor, Try to make appointement, Fail, Freak out, Find right doctor, Get Appointment, Confirm Appointment,...
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clara:
Glad to hear it Baby Dave. Oops! I mean, Poopy Dave. You officially hold a special place in my heart; we share a birth date.

smile
indie:
oh sorry about your big freak out..
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ok, so if regards to me Freaking Out., let me explain:
Sooooo...When I got my job at Hollywood video, they told me I'd have to take my piercings out. The one big problem there was that one of them was only like a month old or so, a snug piercing in my right ear....so instead of putting a bandaid over it every day or...
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lila:
i'm sorry, i had to...that is the best temp journal entry i have ever read. plus, by posting this it will make everyone else wonder what it said before you edited. hehehe
mistersatan:
Okay, I won't.

Damn!
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eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek
FREAKING OUT!!! YAH!
YAH! YAH! NOOOOO! WAHT, WHO HOW WHY WHUDDOOIDO YACK! BUGGABUGGABUGGA AYAYAYAYAYAYAY HEEEEEY GOTTA GO HELP HELP HELP. FREEEEEEAAAAKING OOOOUUUUUT.
eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek
-all will be explained, I hope...stay tuned.
Dave
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indie:
okay???/
daze1:
yes, dave. i need your station wagon. i admit it. the flame truck can't hold everything. i have too much crap. i'll even give you a ton of my comics as a way of saying thanks. or at the very least, i'll let you browse my vast collection.

give me the day and time you are free, and i'll work around your schedule. thanks buddy
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Ok, here's another refreshingly oversimplified statement from Mr Poopy:
Sure, there are those REALLY damn awful days where devastating things happen for no reason and there are those amazing fantastic days where unexpected good things happen, but when it REALLY comes down to it, the majority of what we're goign through; there are good days, and bad days.
Yesterday was a good day. I went...
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melissa2:
PoopyDave.......I visit you at work, I check your journal 239457435672 times a day, and I still am not good enough for the friends list? MY LIFE PURPOSE IS TO BE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!!!!!!!! Or am I just too boring for you? Sad trip....
me:
yay... you go boy

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god bless Mr. or Mrs Luden, and their fantastic menthol throat losenges.
Y'know, I love it when people call me back. Seriously, it's so not a big deal, but it's very very pleasing to have happen. It's been happening so rarely that I've come to expect it not to happen. Email someone, send them a note, give them a voicemail, speak to them in person...
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ereetplus:
poker night?
hosting?

things that make me go hmmm
lila:
you officially give the bestest hugs ever!
LiLA.
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puke skull frown 
I finally start to geto ver my gross cold, and now I've got some of other fluish sore throat thing. I'm pretty sure it's an entirely different bug. about 3 or 4 people I work with are feeling sick, so we're trading viruses, I figure.
Last night was seriously the wierdest night of work ever. Sickness, The wrong medicine, people calling in sick with...
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artfag:
Thanks for coming out tonight. I had fun... wish we got there sooner before the singing started so we could talk more. Next time. Feel better bud.
me:
That commercial was funny... remember the one with the two old ladies sitting on the park bench.. and then one of them starts talking about a lesbian experience she had when she was younger, and they start making out?... no wait that was a dream I had the other night...oops sorry.
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*deep sigh of relief* so I finally got a call back this morning from the test thing I was waiting for a call back on. as expected, I didnt' get the position, but it's a serious relief to finally get a call back and talk to the guy. I got to give the whole "Thanks for the blah blah blah, and let me know if...
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me:
I want a copy... I got's some ill ish to trade... I hook ya up yo
bob_dobalina:
i make tapes. burning cds provides this prostitute with an ethical dilemma.


i'm so 80's.
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oooooh, the poopy go to worky so hung-ama-over.
puke skull puke blackeyed surreal blackeyed puke skull puke
everyone last night: thanks. really. I love you guys.
-But especially the people who lovngly put me to bed and/or lent me the place to sleep/book it out of in the morning without cleaning up. you know who you are. I really appreciate it.
kiss *smooches for your pooches* kiss
Dave
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badm0j02:
we were glad to have you. you clean up nice old boy! smile

happy frikkin' new year, eh
casphar:
hey man, thanks for the offer on the tattoo, think i'll just find something myself though. Do you have any online pictures of stuff you've drawn though? I always love looking at other peoples creativity, seeing as I have no artistic ability.