It's that time of the month again! 
Before I start, let me be the first to admit that I desperatly need to be pistol-whipped somewhere in the vicinity of my house! I don't know if it's growing up in Cali (probably not), being a Navy vet. (hell no), the initial fear of moving to "Jersey", me growing out of being a scared little kid, or...
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Before I start, let me be the first to admit that I desperatly need to be pistol-whipped somewhere in the vicinity of my house! I don't know if it's growing up in Cali (probably not), being a Navy vet. (hell no), the initial fear of moving to "Jersey", me growing out of being a scared little kid, or...
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prophetnoise:
jesus christ. . .theres a lot of those word thingies in your journal today. . . . how ya been otherwise in the not 29148 page version>? 
honkeykong:
-fucking couldn't make it to hellfest. oh well, something tells me that there'll be more opportunites for us to get trashed together.
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judypatricia:
Yeah, I don't know. 
It was all supposed to be funny. However, rereading that this afternoon, it looks like I meant sticking the wallet in my ass, when clearly I mean TEH COCK.
It was all supposed to be funny. However, rereading that this afternoon, it looks like I meant sticking the wallet in my ass, when clearly I mean TEH COCK.
rae:
whoa look at them titties... hehe
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legionnaire:
Yeah, well, we're all human. What are you gonna do? Everybody's been there at some point.
gorillamitts:
Listen you monkey
mutha fucker I don't care about how I spelled your name you knew it was you dick head 
mutha fucker I don't care about how I spelled your name you knew it was you dick head 
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porcelainheart:
sup!
thanks for the birthday wishes, sir.
thanks for the birthday wishes, sir.
judypatricia:
Ha, I thought of another thing that I forgot to mention on the phone, that is another example of how big an old woman I am: I'm perfectly content sitting at home, drinking tea or coffee and watching Antiques Roadshow.
So, everything with the band is going awesome ... with the exception of the fact that we haven't practiced since I started working. (They work days and I work nights , bitches! ) So, they leave me these criptic emails saying that they have news for me, but since our schedules are so bipolar, it took a couple more emails and a week or so...
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, bitches! ) So, they leave me these criptic emails saying that they have news for me, but since our schedules are so bipolar, it took a couple more emails and a week or so... Read More
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johnnydelicious:
Hey man nice weenus!
luckyp:
Great to meet you Sunday night! Hmmm, did I really see you touch SNG's penis, or was that a dream?!
--l*P
--l*P
This job rox so fuckin' hard! So, I work alone in the back of the restaurant with a pretty sweet radio (for which I've made a 200+ song mp3 which by the 3rd day of work I've only heard repeated minimally) So, working nights I can pretty much get away with getting fucked up and sleeping off a "hangover" without too much trouble. Case in...
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tryst:
AND great to see you rockin' the kit! We have something in common (other than our fabulous good looks)
sweetbuns:
we love you too
EMPTY BOTTLES
I think its time i sit this last one out-
before i fall and make an ass of myself-
we'll never learn until we see the other side-
an open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out-
your at a party the other day-
and all your friends are there-
no one's holding back-
is life that good or fair?-
by two...
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I think its time i sit this last one out-
before i fall and make an ass of myself-
we'll never learn until we see the other side-
an open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out-
your at a party the other day-
and all your friends are there-
no one's holding back-
is life that good or fair?-
by two...
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unnecessaryz:
You should have punched your friend in the crotch. It was the only sane response to what he said.
mythicus:
i'm not desperate for friends. i just remember how lonely i was as a kid, and how hard it was for me to make friends. i'm thankful for the friends i have now, but for some reason i'm afraid i'll end up a lonely adult. hmmmm, why am i telling you this? you don't even know me, and i'm sure you don't want to hear about my fear of being alone.
later,
sean
later,
sean
Who the fuck smashed my brain up?
Oh right, that was me!
Thanks, Leah and Jon!
Youz guyz rocked my cock off!
Oh right, that was me!
Thanks, Leah and Jon!
Youz guyz rocked my cock off!
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gorillamitts:
So why don't you just lick me bitch
gorillamitts:
shut it ass face who like to go party without me.....
I got a job, bitches!
Savannah Joe's Ribs & BBQ
"The All American BBQ!"
Eat In - Take Out - Curb Service - Fast Free Delivery
7 days a week - 11ish to 10ish
523 Kennedy Blvd., corner of 20th St. Bayonne, N.J. (201) 339-8484
I've never been so proud of being such an underacheiver and getting paid dogshit. I'm so fuckin' happy I have...
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Savannah Joe's Ribs & BBQ
"The All American BBQ!"
Eat In - Take Out - Curb Service - Fast Free Delivery
7 days a week - 11ish to 10ish
523 Kennedy Blvd., corner of 20th St. Bayonne, N.J. (201) 339-8484
I've never been so proud of being such an underacheiver and getting paid dogshit. I'm so fuckin' happy I have...
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lucky7:
I'm picking my friend up in Bayonne today to go to SGB!
Enjoy the new job! You'll get free food too, which is a perk to working someplace like that. I work for Verizon Wireless & don't get a free phone
Enjoy the new job! You'll get free food too, which is a perk to working someplace like that. I work for Verizon Wireless & don't get a free phone
rxqueen:
nice meeting you last night.
i'm in dire need of a job, so i feel ya.
congrats!
i'm in dire need of a job, so i feel ya.
congrats!
... So, fuck all this not having a job shit! It's time to get balls to the wall on the job hunting shit.. Fuck all asperations I've had, I'll sweep shit at a skunk farm. Desperation is starting to set in and time is well past fucking short. If anyone's got anything, I'm at the bottom, and anything looks good from here. Other than that,...
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midknight:
hows the job hunting going, chief? 
bkwill:
My brother it's all goooood, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
You know how we do i t!
You know how we do i t!