ordering pizza drunk is #1. that is all.
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user28480482:
I accept. 
itwasduke:
Ordering pizza drunk, is as american as apple pie.
god damnit. i feel so fucking miserable right now. i still feel like i might be manic, as i have for a while. of course, it's also possible that i'm being a worthless pitiful drama queen. king. what the hell ever. in any case, i feel like shit.
karalynn:
I'd go for Drama Queen if I were you. They are so much more colorful. 
Hope you are feeling better soon.
Hope you are feeling better soon.
ok, so...it's time for me to give an update on my life. here goes:
we have sales quotas that we have to meet every two weeks. the company rules state that if a salesperson does not meet these quotas for three consecutive pay periods, he or she may very well be terminated. up until about thursday, i was deathly frightened that this rule would've been...
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we have sales quotas that we have to meet every two weeks. the company rules state that if a salesperson does not meet these quotas for three consecutive pay periods, he or she may very well be terminated. up until about thursday, i was deathly frightened that this rule would've been...
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magick:
congrats!
karalynn:
Kewl for you!!!!! s
So do I need a new pimp now?
s
So do I need a new pimp now?
god DAMN my head hurts. the final count for last night was something like four shots of cuervo, a whole bottle of grape maddog, half a bottle of peaches n cream maddog, and several beers. i woke up this morning and nick was gone..which is fine. "this morning," of course, actually means 1:15 in the afternoon. oh well, i still need to sober up some....
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magick:
dude i added you to icq.
karalynn:
Ok, that stuff just sounds nasty. It is a wonder more than your head doesn't hurt.
i'm about to go play some late night soccer and then split a bottle of tequila with two other fellas. at least i'm getting out of the house..right?!
ok..so plans changed slightly. after playing soccer, we split what turned out to be about half a bottle of tequila and half a bottle of southern comfort. after a few shots of those, that wasn't enough, so...
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ok..so plans changed slightly. after playing soccer, we split what turned out to be about half a bottle of tequila and half a bottle of southern comfort. after a few shots of those, that wasn't enough, so...
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ihatemylife:
seriously, i need to join some sort of sport, i'm a jock at heart. a few people at work are going to form a volleyball leauge, we'll see how that goes, i think it should be cool.
kyshak:
phew man a bottle between you and another guy?...better have some suppervision there..bad storys happen like that j/k
j/kdrinking. eating homemade tacos. listening to default (at the moment). i..actually, i can't say that i hate my life at the moment. i'm not in a very depressed mood. i do wish that i could be with someone whose company i would enjoy, though. this is not to be confused with "i hate being alone," mind you. i'm sure i could spend my time with...
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karalynn:
The Ho business is dragging. Giving out to many freebies.
rockstarinc:
Thats good that you are not willing to settle. I know that you will find the person that you are looking for, or not looking for. It is always better to be with someone because you truely like them, not just because you are bored.
i am so so fucking bored. i hate my life.
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ihatemylife:
as much as we are alike... i just don't know if we can be friends.. you like the avalance... and i'm from detriot... it just doesn't work Seriously, you are cool.
Seriously, you are cool.
wild_zero:
look, man. this is the way i see things. you can't hate life. the mind is a wonderful creation. you can, however, hate whatever that wretched interloper "self" is making you do at any moment.
consider: all i'm forced to do is feed this bastard his daily vices to keep him happy. otherwise, he starts fucking with me and i can't get any work done.
it could be worse. always consider that. tonight, i went out to el myr, and watched some poor "yeah, come on!" bastard urinate on himself (metaphorically and otherwise) and i realized i'm not nearly as discomposed as him. drink correctly, but never let that wretch of a "self" control the mind. this is what can make someone happy or disgusted.
when you come to atlanta so we can have a pint?
consider: all i'm forced to do is feed this bastard his daily vices to keep him happy. otherwise, he starts fucking with me and i can't get any work done.
it could be worse. always consider that. tonight, i went out to el myr, and watched some poor "yeah, come on!" bastard urinate on himself (metaphorically and otherwise) and i realized i'm not nearly as discomposed as him. drink correctly, but never let that wretch of a "self" control the mind. this is what can make someone happy or disgusted.
when you come to atlanta so we can have a pint?
SOMEONE FIND ME A NEW JOB
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kiva:
and you are sweet. thank you
wild_zero:
find me a job first!
so
fucking
BORED
.
somebody give me something to do
fucking
BORED
.
somebody give me something to do
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djbenvolio:
go to the library with a fifth of wild turkey and demand to be given a copy of hunter s. thompson's "the great shark hunt".
once you have it, proceed to drink as much as you can before they realize and try to kick you out.
once they try to kick you out, yell that they're all a bunch of communists as you run out the door with the book, while throwing the bottle at any who follow you to give you more time to get away.
keep in mind, i'm not saying you won't end up in court somehow....i'm just offering ideas for a boring saturday afternoon.
once you have it, proceed to drink as much as you can before they realize and try to kick you out.
once they try to kick you out, yell that they're all a bunch of communists as you run out the door with the book, while throwing the bottle at any who follow you to give you more time to get away.
keep in mind, i'm not saying you won't end up in court somehow....i'm just offering ideas for a boring saturday afternoon.
djbenvolio:
i'm not following you man, pre practiced how?
thriftx2horatio:
Damn.... sounds like every relationship I've ever been in.
arienette:
ha..."but it's just a little bunny rabbit!" "but it's got HUGE teeth!"
and on a completely different note...murder by death is one of my very favorite movies!
[Edited on Jun 24, 2004 7:39PM]
and on a completely different note...murder by death is one of my very favorite movies!
[Edited on Jun 24, 2004 7:39PM]