She certainly did. Put the barrel to her right temple and pulled the trigger. Shit splattered out her left ear. Made a goddamned mess all over the fuckin' place.
And then I looked at the clock and suddenly it was five. I'd accomplished nothing all day, except fill out a million and seven blog-type quizzes to find out: (among other things)
that I act like a 22 year old
my brain is 53.3% female
that I am 60% taurus
I am a german shepherd puppy
I am 30% normal
rap/hiphop is the lowest of my musical influences
that my political standpoint is radically libertarian
that my Irish name is Chloe Brennan
that I'm going to die at sixty-one years old (which is no surprise considering the way I live!?!)
and a whole bunch of other shit that I can't even begin to remember.
And just think: millions of americans on welfare depend on me. hee hee hee hee...
My horoscope was frighteningly accurate...I won't go into details about it, but let's just say the the person who wrote it, MUST HAVE written it just for me, like they are watching me...and I'm not being paranoid about it, my friend (who also is a taurus) sent it to me over the e-mail subject: "this is more yours than mine!"
Jeepers Creepers...
I read on-line today that something in dark soda may cause esophageal cancer! Can't people do ANYTHING that's not carcinogenic anymore? Fuckin' A.
I don't care where, just far.
And then I looked at the clock and suddenly it was five. I'd accomplished nothing all day, except fill out a million and seven blog-type quizzes to find out: (among other things)
that I act like a 22 year old
my brain is 53.3% female
that I am 60% taurus
I am a german shepherd puppy
I am 30% normal
rap/hiphop is the lowest of my musical influences
that my political standpoint is radically libertarian
that my Irish name is Chloe Brennan
that I'm going to die at sixty-one years old (which is no surprise considering the way I live!?!)
and a whole bunch of other shit that I can't even begin to remember.
And just think: millions of americans on welfare depend on me. hee hee hee hee...
My horoscope was frighteningly accurate...I won't go into details about it, but let's just say the the person who wrote it, MUST HAVE written it just for me, like they are watching me...and I'm not being paranoid about it, my friend (who also is a taurus) sent it to me over the e-mail subject: "this is more yours than mine!"
Jeepers Creepers...
I read on-line today that something in dark soda may cause esophageal cancer! Can't people do ANYTHING that's not carcinogenic anymore? Fuckin' A.
I don't care where, just far.