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MEOW!....

I'm the worst updater in the world... yuppers...

I went camping this weekend it was so fun.. the beach was effin beautiful, I heart the beach. The Monster was super funny, he thought it was a great idea to eat all the sand he could. Mmmm... sand....

I should tell you a story.. hmm... well this is a good one I just remembered... Not my own but a friend of a friend.. I'll tell it as best I can..


Girl goes to get tattooed... tattooer and her are bullshittin while he sticks her.. and they're sharing awful dating/humping stories.. So she says she has a good one for him.. tattooer says okay, GO...

So it goes, girl is makin out with some dude she decided would be a good idea to take home, after random party, and fuck... They're fuckin around, and dude is one of those really intense tongue thrustin mother fuckers that just can't control himself.. She gets irritated and pushes him off of her and says "GAWD, get off me!"....

and dude backs up off her, tears his shirt off; starts posing and flexing his "big muscles" for her...

Girl, a bit confused to say the least, begins to laugh uncontrolably at him, and asks "What the fuck are you doin'?"

He stops, stares confused for a second, and mumbles "You said 'Get awesome'....."

So, there's my funny story for you all today... I hope you likes...