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I'm sure someone has brought this up to you before, but your picture up there is brilliant. I pondered buying the coffecup that says "mr. gruff: the atheist goat who loves coffee instead of God" "all I believe in is coffee!!" but I realized it would be supporting the depraved institution that sells them....

Yes, my sentence included being forced to play dodge ball with the speeding SUV soccer mom's whose bumper stickers read "no blood, no foul!" while they chat incessantly on their cell phones about how only they know how to properly run the public school system.

Forced to reside in a beautiful Hades, surrounded by the best-looking people who apparently have an infinite amount of discretionary time to pursue the refinement of their physiques and Vic's coffee drinking skills.

Yes, I am being punished by being made to feel inferior, just as I made that other kid feel...while I stare up at the peaceful existence of Nederland