quickness

just back from work. how was everyones new year? Mine was alright i sat home cuase i had to work New Years day. oh well. Here is alittle joke for everyone. I can joke about the weather in michigan cause i spent 18 years there.

Subject: MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART


@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People
in Michigan go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant
gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with
the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes. Lake Erie water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan
have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die... Michiganders lick the flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their
winter coats.

@ -20 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling
cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts
postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get frustrated
because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in
Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl!