And, so, what I was upset about.

Weiner friend Mat has a hilarious mental picture of my New Brunswick family, including ridiculously effeminate, gay-hairdresser Dad, Happy House-wife French June Cleaver Mum, and, most hilariously, a pair of identical (save for, maybe, differently tartaned plaid flannel shirts) Brawny-men Lumberjack brothers, who'd stomp into the dining room, lay their axes down on the table, and each proceed...
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More fake updates, as encouraged by Kaffeine, not because I'm lazy, or vain, but because I'm a miserable wreck, and I hate everything.

anger
1. Who did you last get angry with?

My mother. Who came through for the first time in two years, and refused to stay for longer than the time it took to smoke a cigarette.

2. What is your weapon...
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I know. I'm certain.

If I somehow found the means to make it happen, that I could grab you by the lapels and say, "Run away with me." And in two weeks time I'd be burning up, and you'd be picking the brains of retired scholars on the beaches of Zanzibar.

Somehow I'm also certain should I walk up to you, and in the very...
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is what's up with the Fake updates.
She's been a busy girl.

Damned pensive indeed, is the new profile pick, there's always lots to think about.

So, since my last real update, circa end of March, I've been up to the following activities:

You've seen me alude to Thebans, Thebes, and Theban Cycles and other miscelaneous Greekisms. From November 'til Opening...
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When I plot a real update, I upload pictures weeks in advance, and plan it out for days.
I let you all know it's commin' by filling out one of these meme thingers.
Like this one, stolen from Jazrick

But before I get to that, lemme take a sec to thank y'all for the fabulous Birthday wishes.

And now..


Q1) Sleep with or without clothes...
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Stupid face.

Okay, okay, I look fine. Of course I do, I'm gorgreous. Thanks.
Right.

Lost my lipring. I'm so angry. I even cried a little. Managed to heal the thing initially, and then the thing gets all fucked up, as you may remember from entries past. Took a month to heal that.

10 minutes ago, I eat a cookie, bite something, and there it...
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On the occasion of International Women's Day: a Word on Girls & Girlness.

I like being cute. Being cute can get you far in this world. Being cute, and a girl, can get you even farther. Although statistics will tell you otherwise.

I have never once met a woman who'se been prevented from doing what she wants to do on account of being a female....
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Je update
Tu updates
Il update
Nous Updatons
Vous Updatez
Elles Updatent.

9 days off, spent in bed, and riding around in cars with boys.
3 boxes. Condom wrappers everywhere. Everything. All positions. Again and again and again. We are athletes. We impress ourselves and eachother. We are hilarious. Honest. Open. Playful. Adventurous. We are Aries'

Here, there is intimacy, love, affection and trust. There...
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