So I've decided to update you on me and my best friend Odin(my dog) Now he is a three legged all white German shepherd who we have had since he was born and that was a year ago. When he was just a wee pup we had a Pomeranian who constantly played with him, but since he no longer has his playmate he is very active when I go to play with him or walk him.
Not thinking I let him loose to untangle his chain which I'm sure he does on purpose to get loose and while I'm busy he takes off down the street full throttle like a three legged hell hound with mischief in his heart. So me being the dumbass I am I take off running after him not realizing I am in a pair of nike slippers.
By the time I catch up he is stopped and waiting for me as if to taunt me. Now for those of you who don't know I smoke and haven't run in maybe three years. So I'm gasping for air and he takes off crossing the street with me in pursuit. Then a neigbors yorkie decides to join jn by yapping its little heart away so he bounds off towards the onlooker. Not to fight but to pester the little dog. So I try to cut him off and he darts off with a bit of my brains i was gonna finish this nonsense and take him home. So as he darts off to go for the yorkie again i take off like a linebacker after a running back. I'm cutting off his path to the dog using my higher functioning brain and i reach out only to realize that my legs are not completely with the plan and they shoot out from beneath me. Now i am in the air arms stretched in an attempt to bring this three legged freight train down and i feel his soft white coat slip through my hands as i eat a face full of dirt and lay there as if i lost the superbowl. So infuriated i leave cause he will come back after he is done adventuring and my dad decides to go get him and Odin is in our back yard laying down on his chain wagging his tail.
What an asshole im sure he did that shit on purpose but i wuv my king of the norse dog deities