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Alright, it's time for some clarification.

My name is Orion.

It's not Brian, Ryan,Oryan, or Oreon. I know, people aren't used to hearing Orion. It's human nature to take things we don't understand and assume it's something we do understand, but in this case You're Wrong. Pizza guy, my name is not Ryan. Smoothie lady, my name is not Brian. When I take the time to pronounce that first 'O', it's not an exclamation of shock that you asked my name - that is my name!

ok, the rant is done. One of these does I'll yell about the people who stare at my neck, but that won't be for a while yet.