Everyone should lead a successful MMORPG guild. I've had the job for a month, and here are the benefits I've enjoyed so far:
Naked pictures from cute women who like raiding
Dirty text messages from the same women
Brownies sent in the mail
Cookies sent in the mail
Did I mention the naked pictures?
Yes, even nerds can get the attention and baked goods they crave. All you need is a little hand-eye coordination, and a willingness to make decisions and tell people what to do. In fact, I don't even tell people what to do anymore. I filled officer positions and raid leader positions, so they tell people what to do, and I get all the prizes.
All I need now is a way to make money at this, and I may have found the perfect job.
Naked pictures from cute women who like raiding
Dirty text messages from the same women
Brownies sent in the mail
Cookies sent in the mail
Did I mention the naked pictures?
Yes, even nerds can get the attention and baked goods they crave. All you need is a little hand-eye coordination, and a willingness to make decisions and tell people what to do. In fact, I don't even tell people what to do anymore. I filled officer positions and raid leader positions, so they tell people what to do, and I get all the prizes.
All I need now is a way to make money at this, and I may have found the perfect job.
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I totally wish I was cool enough to send you baked goods. Alas, I am not.