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For once I really did something right. Tuesday was a friends birthday and every year I get her flowers this year she took a vacation and I forgot when she was getting back and I didn't want to get her flowers that would be all wilted when she got them so I got her a glass rose. I got a phone call that started with...
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I ran across something at a party on Saturday. I was trying some different things off of the chips and dips tray and found that tomato basil wheat thins go amazingly good with hummus. I'm pretty much a carnivore and that impressed me enough to pick some up from the grocery store today.

Had a surreal moment at work today, I was looking out the window at traffic and a tow truck was driving by with a box trailer. It started slowing down for the traffic light the doors on the trailer opend, when that happened one of the guys I work with said " man I thought zombies where going to jump out of that trailer". Fucking...
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Cold meds do make fore some interesting dreams. I am now absolutely sure that my subconscious is out to get me. Last night I had a dream that I woke up at summer camp and the guy in the bunk next to me was dreaming that he was a rockstar and doing big ass windmills on guitar and I was making fun of him for...
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Summer cold season yeah wait I mean NOOOO......

I did put it to good use right now I have the deep sexy voice so I called the girl up and had a little phone sex

I've never been that suave but for one it worked and worked quite well I keep getting texts saying "I'm thinking of you" I want to get better soon but...
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Its amazing I can get a $40,000 loan for a truck that I don't need but I can't get $10,000 loan to get dental work need that I really do need. I guess you can't repossess teeth. Looks like I'm ripping into my 401k again.

Mondays are going to kill me. Friday they laid off two guys in my group and today during lunch the IT guy left a box that I had asked for a week ago. Fucking hell I seriously don't think his timing could have been worse.

Happy Fourth of July

Once again I take some vacation time and mother nature decides that the perfect time for rain, sorry east coast. The good thing is all the grass seed I put down is getting watered and I don't have to do a damn thing.


it's funny I took time off to do nothing but relax and I wind up with a ton...
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If I wasn't a redneck before I is one now. Effin balls I helped the neighbor with his pool and it was a little breezy today so I didn't notice how bad I was getting burnt. I'm wonder bread white so I don't tan I just burn and I wish I could get the pics from my phone to this site because the offcenter v...
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Fucking whooped