I had a date with someone I knew in high school Saturday night. That was the most relaxed I've ever been on a date. I wish I could be that cool all the time.
I had some transmission work done on my car and during several phone calls the phrase "My best guy is up to his elbow in your tranny". Seriously and I didn't snicker once.
I'm figuring that sometime in the near future I'm just going to break down and have a laughing fit for a good hour or so.
I was pretty sure that I've moved on from "the girl". Today tested me and I think I failed. I got an email reminder that her birthday is coming up.
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Half of my thoughts are to send her flowers and the other half is to send her a box of dog shit.
I talked to a friend about this because he just went through...
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I've been good about what I eat, almost exclusively fruits and veggies occasionally some chicken. Today was my big ole cheat day, chicken taco's and a boat load of them. I'm learning to back off of the hot hot stuff so no jalapeno's but still spicy.
I am putting off buying a scale because I will become obsessed with how much I weigh as opposed...
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Going out with my old friends to celebrate was a huge let down. I turns out only one of them was allowed to drink and two of them had to be home by midnight. I hate having responsibilities, way overrated.
Weverything are having a divorce party for a friend now that all of the paperwork is all signed. I'm the designated driver because I drive a big old crown vic so plenty of room. It's basically going to be a bachelor party but better he doesn't have to worry about ruining his life if he gets laid tonight.
I'm happy for him now he can...
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Prepped to go varmint hunting this weekend and what is the first thing I do, you guessed it I stepped into a hole and wrenched my knee and ankle. I think that I'm more of a danger to myself than the furry woodland creatures.
Next week I'm riding the quad up to the top of the hill so i wont have to walk at all.
Am pretty sure that I got dumped and not for something that I did but something I won't do. We had a conversation about where our relationship was going and kids came up, I do not want kids and this apparently is a deal breaker. Her looking really hurt and accusing me of wasting her time has been grinding on me.
I'm 43 kids are...
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I had a doctors appointment today and everything seems to be going good my gut seems to have responded to the treatment. I had a couple of slices of pepperoni pizza this week and didn't get sick. I asked the doctor about when I can come off of the antidepressants and he told me that I'll be on them for at least another year and...
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The resident pregnant woman at the office wore all black with an orange sweater. Greeting her with "Good morning Great Pumpkin" was not a good move. I got the I'm going to kill you stare. I did eventually get a smile out of her but I asked the woman who sits next to her to give me a heads up if she thinks the Great...
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