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perfect timing

Aug 26, 2019
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I've done a lot of extra work around the office this year and Friday my boss gave me a thank you. I got a bonus of $500. The timing of this was near perfect, this weekend was the Pittsburgh Gun Show. I picked up a new upper for one of my AR's and Saturday afternoon I got to use it. I whacked two groundhogs but I missed a third, bummed about that.

Funny part of the weekend was at my friends farm. He has an old horse who just disrespects me at every chance. I thought that I may win him over by getting him a bunch of carrots. My buddy tells me this is the way to win him over. I show up and start feeding him carrots and I think I have a new buddy, half an hour later he walks over by my car stares me in the eye and starts pissing. He knows what he's doing and he knows its splashing up against the side of my car.

My buddy was doubled over laughing.

I don't think that horse is ever going to like me.

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