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Oh dear

Mar 7, 2019
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A friend of mine announced last weekend that he and his girlfriend are getting married. I could not be happier for them, their insanity meshes perfectly and I think this will be a long and happy marriage.

Today I got a call from him asking me to be his best man. My first words were "Do I have to wear a Tux????". I said I would be his best man and no I don't have to wear a Tux.

I know this sounds bad but I was so relieved when I found out that this is going to be a private ceremony and not in a church.

During the phone call I was told "I don't want a bachelor party". You say that now but October is a few months away. I'm pretty sure that will change.

arroezze:
I remember when I was the best man at a wedding. Pro tip. Do not joke, mention or even consider pretending to forget the ring. Hahaha, save you the lecture.
Mar 7, 2019

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