I think I've found a new version of the phrase "Death by a thousand paper cuts". It's "Death by a thousand software updates".
When you are away from the office for two and a half weeks the company software updates start to pile up.
A funny thing happened today. One of my co-workers is verrrrry pregnant and while I was off she found the bags of frozen broccoli that I had in the freezer. Apparently that's her food craving right now and she ate 4 bags of broccoli and the tub spread I had. She came over to apologize and broke down crying, like serious water works. This is probably the only time in my life that I've had someone take something from me and I feel absolutely horrible.
Kinda had to laugh at that one.
I've heard stories about things this but this was the first time I've experienced it first hand.
I'm just glad that she didn't find my bag of frozen boritos.
