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Dec 26, 2017
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My buddy's sister in law has been having a relationship via text thinking it was me. I found this out tonight while I was visiting my buddy. She went through her sisters phone and got the wrong Clinton. Her not knowing my last name has been a godsend.

The other Clinton is someone that my buddy's wife worked with. She thinks he's playing hard to get but the guy really has no idea what' going on but is enjoying the attention.

I'm wondering how she is going to make this be my fault.

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